Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.
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Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France." "Fred," said his father, "why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?" "Because that‘s what I wrote in my geography test!"
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What is the Guillotine?
A French chopping centre.
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Which ghost was president of France?
Charles de Ghoul.
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First witch: I‘m going to France tomorrow.
Second witch: Are you going by broom?
First witch: No, by hoovercraft.
