歌曲：《墨尔本的翡翠(搞笑版)》
歌手：群星
专辑：热门华语23
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《墨尔本的翡翠(搞笑版)》歌词：
[00:01.970]你最近做咩啫 打电话畀你 你又唔接
[00:06.600]发短信畀你 你又唔复 你知唔知我好担心你㗎
[00:10.580]嗯! 其实手机比人偷佐呢
[00:15.830]我觉得你有野瞒住我
[00:18.380]无使担心我无事
[00:21.470]有咩你米讲咯
[00:25.130]我中意佐第二个仔呢
[00:26.690]咩话,
[00:28.520]我中意佐第二个仔呢
[00:29.510]你睇你咯,跟佐你几个月
[00:32.460]酒你就无识饮又学人饮茅台
[00:35.400]烟又你无识抽又学人抽中华
[00:38.110]麻雀又无识打又学人晒冷
[00:45.130]距几多岁啊
[00:46.220]65
[00:47.640]老野!!!
[00:49.80]我就系中意距够老够颓啊
[00:52.50]距做咩架
[00:52.930]做鸭 做烧鸭
[00:54.520]但系我做烧饿葛喔
[00:56.190]你只烧鹅烧到哝哝好难食呐
[01:00.830]吾好甘对我啦红红
[01:03.250]男人佬狗你无使哭呢,我走啦88咯
[01:05.930]红红~红红~
[01:09.130]没有力气竭斯底里
[01:14.289]唉~呢个女人为佐烧鹅离开佐我吾通男人真系要够老够颓先值钱
[01:22.770]不止我一人感到疲累
[01:26.990]翻天的雨水能令你我都粉碎
[01:31.390]我继续追
[01:33.450]伤痛亦要追
[01:35.759]跟接下去想不想倒退
[01:40.190]不管你的人被谁占据
[01:45.50]都请你原谅我
[01:47.350]始终带不到墨尔本的翡翠
[02:14.400]喂~稳边位呢
[02:17.110]我系小烟烟
[02:18.850]咦 红红你手机吾系比人偷佐咩
[02:22.160]我换佐部诺基亚咯
[02:24.310]哦~真系有钱啊稳我有咩事呢
[02:28.420]只老烧鸭佬抛弃我嗲呐你仲要我无咯
[02:32.640]红红我等佐你呢句话好耐啦其实我一直都系度到等你我已经为佐你改变佐好多啦
[02:41.320]我而家已经吾饮茅台啦我改饮三水啤酒
[02:44.430]我已经吾食中华啦我改食红双喜啊
[02:50.570]为佐你我吾打麻雀我改打锄大D
[02:53.570]啊中有我而家搞紧D小生意啊
[02:55.710]做咩咯
[02:56.780]包车啊
[02:58.50]真葛无
[02:59.220]系啊你而家係边啊
[03:01.750]我比部三脚鸡硬硬擂过来擂被只脚，你快打两蚊纸摩鸡来体我咯
[03:10.660]吓 我而家即刻来
[03:14.250]嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟~
[03:16.920]喂红红企边间医院啊红红
[03:19.650]不管你的人被谁占据
[03:23.230]都请你原谅我
[03:25.420]始终带不到墨尔本的翡翠
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