Funny Honey歌词 歌手Renée ZellwegerJohn C. ReillyColm FeoreTaye Diggs-专辑Chicago - Music From The Miramax Motion Picture-单曲《Funny Hon

[00:23.58]Sometimes I'm right [00:25.88]Sometimes I'm wrong [00:28.31]But he doesn't care [00:31.24]He'll string along [00:34.94]He loves me so [00:37.73]That funny honey of mine [00:46.18]Sometimes I'm down [00:48.72]Sometimes I'm up [00:51.20]But he follows 'round [00:53.69]Like some droopy-eyed pup [00:58.44]He loves me so [01:01.12]That funny honey of mine [01:09.45]He ain't no sheik [01:12.25]That's no great physique [01:14.12]Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts [01:19.71]Oh, but look at that soul [01:22.33]I tell you, the whole [01:25.43]Is a whole lot greater than [01:28.12]The sum of his parts [01:33.60]And if you knew him like me [01:39.45]I know you'd agree [01:44.98]What if the world [01:46.97]Slandered my name? [01:49.76]Why, he'd be right there [01:52.56]Taking the blame [01:56.23]He loves me so [01:59.64]And it all suits me fine [02:07.13]That funny, sunny, honey [02:11.44]Hubby of mine …… [02:15.42]【I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated her [02:16.42] [02:18.76]or somethin'...you know what I mean...violated? [02:19.02] [02:20.50]【I know what you mean...】 [02:21.63]【...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been. [02:22.42] [02:24.62]It's a good thing I came home from work on time, [02:27.07]I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!】 [02:27.97]He loves me so [02:28.95]That funny honey of mine [02:32.80]【Name of deceased... Fred Casely.】 [02:34.36]【Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him! [02:35.35] [02:38.47]He sold us our furniture!He gave us 10% off.】 [02:42.99]Lord knows he ain't got the smarts [02:47.62]【She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!】 [02:48.80]【You mean he was dead when you got home?】 [02:49.84]【She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin, and she's tellin'me' [02:50.42] [02:51.85]that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and [02:54.09]I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off. [02:57.71]"Help me, Amos", she said, "It's my god dammed hour." [02:58.42] [03:00.48]Now, he shot off his trap [03:03.40]I can't stand that sap [03:06.51]Look at him go [03:07.98]Rattin' on me [03:10.02]With just one more brain [03:12.31]What a half-wit he'd be [03:15.80]If they string me up [03:19.09]I'll know who [03:20.37]Brought the twine [03:25.58]That scummy, crummy [03:28.07]Dummy hubby of mine! [by:抽风少年刘小帅] [ti:Funny Honey] [ar:Soundtrack] [al:Chicago (Music from the Miramax Motion Picture) (芝加哥)] [by:抽风少年刘小帅] [00:23.58]有时是我对 [00:25.88]有时是我错 [00:28.31]但他并不在意 [00:31.24]只是陪伴着我 [00:34.94]他爱我如此之深 [00:37.73]我那有趣的爱人 [00:46.18]有时我心情低落 [00:48.72]有时我满心欢喜 [00:51.20]但他都依依相随 [00:53.69]就像只垂眼狗狗 [00:58.44]他爱我如此之深 [01:01.12]我那有趣的爱人 [01:09.45]他不会拈花惹草 [01:12.25]体格也不强健 [01:14.12]天知道 他资质也不够聪明 [01:19.71]可瞧瞧他的灵魂 [01:22.33]跟你说呀 他的整个灵魂 [01:25.43]可是比他身上所有部位 [01:28.12]全加起来要伟岸 [01:33.60]若你像我一般了解他 [01:39.45]你也定会同意 [01:44.98]如果世人 [01:46.97]皆毁我名誉 [01:49.76]他会挺身而出 [01:52.56]承担骂名 [01:56.23]他爱我如此之深 [01:59.64]一切都正合我意 [02:07.13]我那有趣的、开朗的、亲爱的 [02:11.44]丈夫 [02:15.42] [02:16.42]阿莫斯：我是说假设啊，假设他说不准会 [02:18.76] [02:19.02]侵犯她或什么的…你懂我的意思吧，“侵犯” [02:20.50]检察官：我懂你的意思…… [02:21.63] [02:22.42]阿莫斯：或者别的事情 想想那会多可怕！ [02:24.62]幸亏我下班后及时到家 [02:27.07]我告诉你 事情经过就是那样 [02:27.97]他爱我如此之深 [02:28.95]我那有趣的爱人啊 [02:32.80]检察官：死者是…福瑞德·凯斯利 [02:34.36] [02:35.35]阿莫斯：福瑞德·凯斯利，他怎么会是小偷？我太太认识他！ [02:38.47]他卖家具给我们，还给我们打了九折…… [02:42.99]天知道 他资质也不够聪明 [02:47.62]阿莫斯：我太太告诉我是个小偷来着 [02:48.80]检察官：你是说，你到家时候这人已经死了？ [02:49.84] [02:50.42]阿莫斯：她用床单把他盖上了，然后撒谎 [02:51.85]跟我讲了个什么小偷的事，还说 [02:54.09]我应该背黑锅，因为我肯定不会被判刑 [02:57.71] [02:58.42]她说“救救我，阿莫斯，这是我最需要你的时候”。 [03:00.48]现在他说穿了诡计 [03:03.40]我真忍不了这个傻蛋 [03:06.51]看着他继续 [03:07.98]变节告密 [03:10.02]用尽他仅有的智慧 [03:12.31]他到底是有多傻 [03:15.80]要是他们判我绞刑 [03:19.09]我知道谁会 [03:20.37]带着花圈来看我 [03:25.58]就是我那没用的、糟糕的 [03:28.07]笨蛋丈夫啊！