Merry F**king Christmas歌词 歌手Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher-专辑Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics-单曲《Merry F**king Christma

[00:00.000] 作词 : Trey Parker [00:00.435] 作曲 : Trey Parker [00:00.870]Chris**asIn the silly [00:02.610]Middle East [00:04.160]No trees, no snow, no [00:05.400]Santa Claus [00:06.430]They have different religious beliefs [00:08.520]They believe in [00:09.570]MuhammadAnd not in our holiday [00:11.800]And so every [00:13.600]DecemberI go to the [00:14.840]Middle East and say [00:19.380]Hey there, [00:19.940]Mr. Muslim [00:20.720]Merry f****n' [00:21.560]Chris**asPut down that book, ' [00:22.930]The Koran' [00:23.760]And hear some holiday wishes [00:27.120]In case you haven't noticed [00:27.890]It's Jesus' [00:29.110]BirthdaySo get off your heathen [00:30.990]Muslim Ass [00:31.920]And f****n' celebrate [00:35.670]There is no holiday season [00:37.530]In India, [00:38.380]I've heard [00:39.410]They don't hang up their stockings [00:40.930]And that is just absurd [00:43.020]They've never read a [00:44.080]Chris**as story [00:44.860]They don't know what [00:45.740]Rudolph is about [00:46.640]And that's why in [00:47.980]DecemberI'll go to [00:49.010]India and shout [00:53.240]Hey there, [00:53.690]Mr. Hinduist [00:54.440]Merry f****n' [00:55.480]Chris**asDrink egg nog, and eat some beef [00:57.680]And pass it to the [00:58.820]MissusIn case you haven't noticed [01:02.320]It's Jesus's [01:02.990]BirthdaySo get off your heathen [01:04.640]Hindu assAnd f****n' celebrate [01:09.300]Now I heard that in [01:10.590]JapanEveryone just lives in sin [01:12.540]They pray to several [01:14.030]GodsAnd put needles in their skin [01:15.930]On December twenty-fifth [01:17.730]All they do is eat a cake [01:19.380]And that is why [01:20.140]I'll go to [01:21.050]JapanAnd walk around and say [01:26.290]Hey there, [01:26.790]Mr. S*intoist [01:27.320]Merry f****n' [01:27.820]Chris**asGod is gonna kick your ass [01:29.730]You infidelic pagan scum [01:31.540]In case you haven't noticed [01:34.780]There's festive things to do [01:36.110]So let's all rejoice for [01:37.360]JesusAnd Merry f****n' [01:37.990]Chris**as to you [01:41.590]On Chris**as [01:42.490]Day, I travel 'round the world and say [01:46.950]Taoists, Krishna's, [01:47.580]Buddhists and all you atheists too [01:48.450]Merry f****n' [01:51.420]Chris**as to you [01:59.490]Thank you, [02:00.110]Mr. Hat [by:黄昏之火] [00:00.870]为师听说 [00:02.610]傻缺中东没有生蛋节 [00:04.160]没有树 没有雪 [00:05.400]也没有生蛋老人 [00:06.430]因为他们信仰不一样 [00:08.520]他们只信 [00:09.570]木耳哈摸的而且不过我们的节 [00:11.800]所以 [00:13.600]每个冬天为师都要去 [00:14.840]中东然后 对他们 是无哦说 [00:19.380]嘿 [00:19.940]木耳死林先森 [00:20.720]祝 [00:21.560]生蛋节快乐 [00:22.930]把你的放下 [00:23.760]听听为师的节日祝福 [00:27.120]难道你不晓得 [00:27.890]今天是叶酥的 [00:29.110]生日 [00:30.990]所以快滚你的的蛋 [00:31.920]去家庆祝庆祝 [00:35.670]在印度那鬼地方 [00:37.530]没有寒假 [00:38.380]我听说的 [00:39.410]他们不把袜子挂墙上 [00:40.930]这简直是扯淡 [00:43.020]他们从来不看 [00:44.080]生蛋故事 [00:44.860]他们不晓得 [00:45.740]鲁道夫是哪根吊 [00:46.640]所以每个冬天 [00:47.980]为师都要去 [00:49.010]印度 吼一嗓砸 [00:53.240]嘿 [00:53.690]印度阿三 [00:54.440]祝你祖宗十八代生蛋快乐 [00:55.480]喝些蛋蛋酒 吃些牛排排 [00:57.680]给你老婆也来些 [00:58.820]难道你不晓得 [01:02.320]今天是叶酥的生日 [01:02.990]所以快滚你的的蛋 [01:04.640]去家庆祝庆祝 [01:09.300]为师还听说 [01:10.590]日本人都生活在罪恶中 [01:12.540]他们向几个老司机祈祷 [01:14.030]把针往身上扎 [01:15.930]每年生蛋节 [01:17.730]他们只是和蛋糕口X [01:19.380]这就是为毛 [01:20.140]我要去日本 [01:21.050]走一走 然后 是无哦说 [01:26.290]嘿 [01:26.790]信神道的 [01:27.320]祝你祖宗十八代生蛋快乐 [01:27.820]上帝正要来肛你 [01:29.730]你个白痴 [01:31.540]难道你不知道 [01:34.780]我们有一大堆事要庆祝 [01:36.110]来给叶酥庆生然后 [01:37.360]祝你祖宗十八代 [01:37.990]全家都生蛋快乐 [01:41.590]生 蛋 节 的那一天 [01:42.490]为师环游世界 然后 是无哦说 [01:46.950]道士牛鼻子 奎师那信徒 [01:47.580]你们这些 [01:48.450]祝你祖宗十八代 [01:51.420]全家都生蛋快乐 [01:59.490]（鼓掌） [02:00.110]谢谢你 帽子先生