歌曲:《Evil Morty (prod. feewet)》
歌手:None Like Joshua
专辑:THE EVIL MORTY RAP (邪恶的莫蒂说唱)
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《Evil Morty (prod. feewet)》歌词:
[00:00.000] 作词 : None Like Joshua
[00:01.000] 作曲 : feewet
[00:03.576]Is...that enough off the top?
[00:05.733]I don't know. Is it?
[00:07.795]Yes, yes, god damn, yes. I think it's great.
[00:09.751]Good.
[00:11.373]This seems like a good time for a drink.
[00:13.229]and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones.
[00:17.559]A speech about politics...
[00:20.707]About order...
[00:22.541]Brotherhood...
[00:23.964]...Power.
[00:25.742]But speeches are for campaigning.
[00:32.307]Now is the time for action.
[00:36.349]I’ll tell you my darkest and whimsical story
[00:37.941]Don’t ever call me your typical Morty
[00:39.495]I answer to nobody, Rick or authority
[00:41.244]Smartest of all – sick with my wording cause
[00:43.182]when I was born that prick had tried forming me
[00:44.958]into a genius. I wanted more to see
[00:46.582]There was no Jerry – no insecurity
[00:47.904]no Beth or Summer – family quarreling
[00:49.659]I excelled – Rick was ashamed
[00:51.387]and left for a Morty without any brains
[00:52.938]Cause he never heard me say
[00:54.618]"ah geez, Rick please, just stay"
[00:57.826]So I created my own
[00:59.377]And placed him under control
[01:01.162]My right eye up on the goal
[01:02.956]Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions then I get
[01:05.944]their Mortys torture them from night to morning
[01:08.328]to disguise my fort on Hideout planet
[01:10.631]And planned to plant the evidence on C-137
[01:13.716]He prevented it – I’ll avenge again as president
[01:17.902]No it’s not Rookie Morty
[01:19.417]It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[01:22.231]Never Rick and Morty
[01:24.455]No it’s not Rookie Morty
[01:25.961]It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[01:29.328]It’s Evil Morty
[01:31.448]The Citadel’s problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel’s death.
[01:36.825]But I’ve got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive.
[01:42.624]A message from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t:
[01:48.054]You’re outnumbered!
[01:49.807]Made my way to the Citadel to prepare
[01:51.552]To arrange that day when I sit up there
[01:53.219]Campaigned for a change to win it fair
[01:54.891]and persuade the state but I didn’t care
[01:56.669]Defamed by the fake news as a joke
[01:58.422]Juggling Rick don’t know I’ma go for their throats,
[02:00.269]when I’m pouring in votes
[02:01.138]the more I coax, then my manager getting cut short
[02:03.417]Tried assassinating my ass
[02:05.010]Cast him out to space with the trash
[02:06.651]Then the shadow council collapsed
[02:08.347]I eradicated this clash
[02:10.061]Now I lace – all my loose ends
[02:11.638]Cause the change is soon to begin
[02:13.305]No more slaves to Rick’s perception
[02:14.905]Liberate the Mortys and win
[02:16.610]Show you what could happen if you call me Yellow Shirt
[02:18.286]Quelling any TerroRick upset about their work
[02:19.922]Cause they never cared a bit for how we let em hurt
[02:21.502]Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged
[02:23.155]No more partners in curriculum
[02:25.124]Start from dirt, like in the slums
[02:26.844]of Mortytown, for Rickless thugs -
[02:28.374]like me, now see what I’ve become!
[02:30.718]No it’s not Rookie Morty
[02:32.383]It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[02:35.261]Never Rick and Morty
[02:37.294]No it’s not Rookie Morty
[02:39.015]It’s the Rickest Morty, hiding in the Rickless Mortys
[02:42.150]It’s Evil Morty
[by:Pinkdoor]
[00:03.576]上面剪除得够多了吗?(上层剪除得够多了吗?)
[00:05.733]我不知道,够了么?
[00:07.795]够了够了,天呐够了,已经非常够了!
[00:09.751]很好
[00:11.373]这个时候似乎很适合小酌一口
[00:13.229]然后发表一个冷酷而又算计的演讲 带着邪恶的弦外之音
[00:17.559]一个关于政治
[00:20.707]关于秩序
[00:22.541]关于兄弟情谊
[00:23.964]关于权力的演讲
[00:25.742]但是只有竞选的时候才需要演讲
[00:32.307]现在 需要的是行动
[00:36.349]让我来告诉你我黑暗又怪诞的故事
[00:37.941]不要叫我什么典型的莫蒂
[00:39.495]我从不听从于任何人,瑞克或者别的什么狗屁权威
[00:41.244]因为我自己就是最聪明的没有之一受不了我自负的说法
[00:43.182]那是因为我一出生 那些混蛋就在试图把我当天才来塑造
[00:44.958]我变得想要看到更多
[00:46.582]那里没有Jerry---没有缺乏安全感的傻子
[00:47.904]没有Beth 也没有Summer和无穷无尽的家庭争端
[00:49.659]所以我胜过所有 以至于瑞克都恼羞成怒
[00:51.387]然后决定抛下我去找一个能任他差遣的傻瓜莫蒂
[00:52.938]因为他从没听过我说
[00:54.618]“哦天呐,瑞克求求你别走”
[00:57.826]所以我造了一个我自己的瑞克
[00:59.377]让他乖乖听我的话
[01:01.162]我的右眼直视着那个目标
[01:02.956]我有没有提到我谋杀了其他维度的瑞克?
[01:05.944]然后夺走他们的莫蒂 从白天到黑夜地折磨他们
[01:08.328]用它们来隐藏我藏身的堡垒?
[01:10.631]然后我把所有事情都嫁祸给C-137的那个瑞克
[01:13.716]可惜的是他阻止了我的计划 我将会复仇!竞选为瑞城总统然后复仇!
[01:17.902]不不不 我不是菜鸟莫蒂
[01:19.417]我是最Rick的莫蒂 只是暂时藏在那群失去瑞克的傻瓜莫蒂中
[01:22.231]再也不会有所谓的瑞克和莫蒂
[01:24.455]不不不 我不是菜鸟莫蒂
[01:25.961]我是最Rick的莫蒂 只不过暂时潜伏在那群失去瑞克的傻瓜之中
[01:29.328]我是邪恶莫蒂
[01:31.448]瑞城的问题,在于那些乐于见到瑞城毁灭的瑞克和莫蒂
[01:36.825]但是我有一个消息要告诉他们 一个来自于那些努力让瑞城变得更好的瑞克和莫蒂
[01:42.624]一个消息 来自于那些坚信瑞城能够变得更好 不愿意放弃抗争的瑞克和莫蒂 -----给那些不这么想的瑞克和莫蒂
[01:48.054]你们寡不敌众!
[01:49.807]一路到达权力巅峰不过是为了做更大的准备
[01:51.552]等我戴上王冠之后便可履行我的旧约!
[01:53.219]通过赢得竞选来达到这一步 仅仅是为了公平起见
[01:54.891]轻易就用演讲赢得了整个国家 但是我根本不以为意
[01:56.669]虽然小道消息揭示了我真正的意图 但人们都仅仅以为笑谈
[01:58.422]即便是老奸巨猾的瑞克也不会知道 我即将掐住他们的咽喉
[02:00.269]当我在选举中压倒众人
[02:01.138]我便已将众人哄骗 然后我忠心耿耿的助理也被炒了鱿鱼
[02:03.417]这头发觉真相的蠢驴想要刺杀我
[02:05.010]他和他所谓的真相却被我像垃圾一样丢到太空
[02:06.651]瑞克们的影子议会也被我轻易瓦解
[02:08.347]所有持异见者都已被我斩草除根
[02:10.061]然而现在我任整装待发 没有一丝倦怠
[02:11.638]因为马上一切都将被我颠覆
[02:13.305]再也不会有那顺服而愚蠢的奴仆
[02:14.905]我将解放所有的莫蒂并赢下所有的胜利
[02:16.610]让你们好好看看瞧不起我的下场!
[02:18.286]不屑一顾任何混蛋瑞克的意见和不爽
[02:19.922]因为他们也从来没有考虑过我们的感受
[02:21.502]敢对我有任何反对都是自寻死路
[02:23.155]我成长的课程里也不再需要其他伙伴
[02:25.124]一路从泥泞和黑暗走出 就像贫民窟里的垃圾莫蒂
[02:26.844]就像红灯区那些愚蠢又疯狂的暴徒莫蒂
[02:28.374]但是睁大眼睛好好看看今天的我--已经成为了什么!
[02:30.718]不不不 我不是菜鸟莫蒂
[02:32.383]我是最瑞克的莫蒂 只不过一时隐藏在那些失去瑞克的莫蒂之中
[02:35.261]再也不会有所谓的瑞克和莫蒂
[02:37.294]不不不 我不是菜鸟莫蒂
[02:39.015]我是最瑞克的莫蒂 暂时隐藏在那些傻瓜莫蒂之中
[02:42.150]我就是邪恶莫蒂