Online歌词 歌手Brad Paisley-专辑Hits Alive-单曲《Online》LRC歌词下载

[00:00.000] 作词 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace [00:00.508] 作曲 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace [00:01.17]Online [00:22.23]I work down at the pizza pit [00:24.66] [00:25.41]And I drive and old Hundai [00:27.79] [00:29.35]I still live with my mom and dad [00:32.10] [00:32.60]I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic [00:38.33]Mild athsmatic [00:39.45] [00:40.01]Never been to 2nd base [00:41.64] [00:43.08]But there's a whole nother me [00:45.26]That you need to see [00:46.52] [00:47.20]Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood [00:54.19] [00:54.70]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good [00:58.16]I drive a Mazarati [00:59.29]I'm a black belt in Karate [01:01.16]And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious [01:08.66] [01:09.17]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious [01:12.48]Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [01:16.04]Chat with two women timeI'm at one so much cooler online [01:21.71] [01:23.02]So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom [01:30.14]And she fixes me a snack [01:32.27] [01:33.83]I head down to my basement bedroom [01:37.21] [01:37.77]And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I [01:44.58]Ever even been to LA [01:46.58] [01:47.77]Was when I got the chance with the marching band [01:51.46]To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu [01:59.46]I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ [02:02.39]I'm single and I'm rich [02:04.14]And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious [02:13.84]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious [02:17.02]Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [02:20.78]Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online [02:26.40] [02:27.65]Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date [02:34.96]Let alone a real girlfriend [02:37.34] [02:38.22]But I grow another foot [02:40.28]And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in [02:47.71] [03:00.28]Online I'm out in Hollywood [03:04.27]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good [03:07.71]Even on a slow day' I can have a three way [03:11.21]Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online [03:16.66] [03:18.09]Yeah I'm cooler online [03:20.22] [03:21.22]I'm so much cooler online [03:23.78] [03:25.22]Yeah I'm cooler online [by:苏东坡破] [00:01.17]吾于网中 [00:22.23]我在披萨店勤勤恳恳地工作 [00:25.41]我和老Hundai开车 [00:29.35]我依旧与父母一同生活 [00:32.60]我身高5英尺3英寸，体重超标，且沉浸科幻 [00:38.33]轻度地运动一小下 [00:40.01]也从未踏足二垒（指进入女孩的上衣内） [00:43.08]若吾于网中，便可得天下矣 [00:45.26]你需睁大眼睛瞧 [00:47.20]去浏览我的博客，毕竟老子在好莱坞 [00:54.70]老子如今六英尺五英寸，看起来帅的一批 [00:58.16]开的玛莎拉蒂 [00:59.29]还是空手道黑带！ [01:01.16]我喜欢喝一杯好酒，我很神秘，这让女孩们为我着迷 [01:09.17]我却告诉她们不要开玩笑 [01:12.48]因为就算是过悠闲的一天，我也有多种方式去过 [01:16.04]能够同时与两个靓妹聊天，我在网上比现在酷的不是一点两点 [01:23.02]在网上如此酷的我回家后吻了吻我老妈 [01:30.14]她便给了我准备好了小点心 [01:33.83]我朝地下室的卧室走去 [01:37.77]在现实生活中我 [01:44.58]却从未领略洛杉矶的风景 [01:47.77]当我有机会和军乐队在一起的时候 [01:51.46]我只会在玫瑰花车游行中演奏大号 [01:59.46]老子为CK摆过造型，我也曾在GQ待过一段时间 [02:02.39]我只是个富贵的单身狗 [02:04.14]我的六块腹肌会让你刮目相看，让女孩们为我打call [02:13.84]我告诉她们我只想要认真严肃的恋爱 [02:17.02]因为就算是过悠闲的一天，我也有多种方式去过 [02:20.78]能够同时与两个女孩谈笑风生，我在网上比现在酷多了 [02:27.65]是的，我在网上比较酷，因为当你拿到我那种书包的时候，你也很难找到一个约会对象 [02:34.96]更不必说一个真正的女友了 [02:38.22]但当我又长一尺之时 [02:40.28]登录一次我就瘦好几斤 [03:00.28]网上的我在好莱坞 [03:04.27]身高六英尺五英寸，并且帅的一批 [03:07.71]就算是过悠闲的一天，我也有多种方式去过 [03:11.21]能够同时与两个妹子不停聊天，我在网上比现在酷多了 [03:18.09]没错，我在网上才高八斗，学富五车 [03:21.22]我在网上有着更加飒爽的英姿 [03:25.22]耶，我在网上更加玉树临风