歌曲:《SHADYXV》
歌手:Eminem
专辑:SHADYXV
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《SHADYXV》歌词:
[00:06.31]I'm liable to start a violent spark
[00:07.29]with a silent thought
[00:08.23]I disgust you like dialogue
[00:09.49]from the shop to The Wired Frog
[00:10.65]Night club, *******t, I was taught
[00:12.16]if you see these on fire
[00:13.11]You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park,
[00:14.47]no fire depar**ent
[00:16.07]So you may not hear sirens at all
[00:17.42]But don't be alarmed if I sound off
[00:18.65]Something just ain't right with me, dawg
[00:20.58]A martyr on a private charter,
[00:22.45]whose life could be harder
[00:23.66]Widely regarded, highly bite me,
[00:24.80]sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded
[00:26.33]But tonight I'm starting *******t,
[00:27.49]I'm feeling self righteous
[00:28.49]I might just hop in a mosh
[00:29.51]pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac *******t
[00:31.07]Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct
[00:33.13]I'll ******* around
[00:34.95]and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith
[00:37.45]Fan of the LOX, bananas,
[00:38.50]manic, I'm going in shock
[00:39.34]Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
[00:40.26]Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic
[00:41.76]No, *******, I mean
[00:42.56]I can't maneuver from movement
[00:43.57]Cause I had no room for improvement
[00:44.48]I'm practically squashed,
[00:46.11]unpacked it and boxed it
[00:47.31]Toxic, hands are arsenic,
[00:48.73]flammable bars, examine the content
[00:50.03]Bar exam, start of insanity
[00:51.04]Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
[00:53.77]Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
[00:56.30]Shark mandibles, lambs that'll slaughter
[00:57.89]Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking
[00:59.46]Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets
[01:03.82]Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
[01:05.89]But I gallon some knockers
[01:08.89]I bet you they ring a bell
[01:11.19]when I come back and I'm conscious
[01:13.77]What happened, doc? I passed out again
[01:14.88]Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked
[01:15.71]Stole a Magnum box
[01:16.50]and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon
[01:17.30]Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics
[01:18.76]Too close to the stair master
[01:20.64]Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
[01:22.55]Woke up shortly there after, hungover
[01:26.83]No one to wear, grasping a bear,
[01:29.79]rasped it and dropped it
[01:32.61]Air Max in my closet,
[01:33.38]preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
[01:34.35]And the cross stitching is a cross mix
[01:35.21]Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
[01:36.15]giraffe and a dolphin
[01:36.94]Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches
[01:38.24]Swats watches and sneakers matches
[01:40.03]with the parkers
[01:42.76]But it's like being overstepped at a boxing gym
[01:43.95]With all these trainers,
[01:45.23]but I don't have any boxers
[01:45.97]And I'm standing here naked,
[01:46.77]hangover, still wasted
[01:47.91]Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious
[01:48.72]Yo, why does it always sound like
[01:49.74]I'm grabbing my nostrils?
[01:50.75]******* that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle 'em all
[01:53.38]I'll stand there and yell mad at a wall
[01:54.94]Until the mannequin doll
[01:56.01]scatter the inanimate objects
[01:57.26]That I'm badder than all, shatter and fall
[01:59.17]Cause I hear the track
[02:00.74]And I'm starting to get ******g amped,
[02:02.01]I'mma spark with 'em
[02:03.36]Like the car with the cables hooked
[02:04.69]to my ******g back, I'm a Duracell
[02:06.61]But I sure as hell got it backwards
[02:07.40]cause y'all could get jumped
[02:08.22]And I'd catch the battery charge, but
[02:10.08]I got a hunch like your back when it's arching
[02:12.58]When I start attacking your squadron
[02:14.18]You'll feel like Master Card when I'm charging
[02:15.73]So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you
[02:16.92]Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers
[02:18.78]So get the sack of Wisconsin
[02:20.20]That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding?
[02:22.47]You *******s are all gonna do my bidding
[02:23.74]Don't get dragged to the auction
[02:25.21]Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol
[02:26.95]I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic,
[02:28.63]just watch this
[02:29.60]Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
[02:31.16]See I'm at you wack when
[02:32.38]I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
[02:33.78]In a ******g taxi cab to go shopping
[02:35.11]Affable guy next door is laughable
[02:36.37]My next whore's gon' have mechanical arms
[02:38.45]That'll jack me off
[02:39.55]with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
[02:41.24]No emotion hence
[02:42.40]I guess this sick ******* dies hard
[02:43.38]I got a Magic Johnson
[02:45.63]It's like a magic wand allows me to
[02:47.04]not let a blonde arouse me
[02:48.05]If Ronda Rousey was on the couch,
[02:49.04]with the condoms out
[02:50.29]Holding a thousand Magnums at once,
[02:51.26]Wants to Pounce
[02:52.25]How I laugh in response how she dances
[02:53.13]and flaunts it around me
[02:54.59]Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
[02:55.77]And all I see is
[02:57.65]she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
[02:58.72]And Madonna with mud on her,
[02:59.64]got dammit I a misogynist
[03:00.72]I slap [?] with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
[03:02.09]Just so happens she's fond of Al
[03:04.04]Cause now she's faceplanting on the concrete
[03:08.73]Complete lack of responsibility
[03:10.57]Half you assholes ain't strong
[03:12.49]enough to pick up a spirit
[03:13.40]*******t, you *******s couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop
[03:15.72]But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy
[03:17.79]Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,
[03:19.33]but my thing is this now
[03:20.70]Five finger discount
[03:22.00]Been rapping so long I've been killing this *******t,
[03:23.85]it's easy
[03:24.56]Kidnapping your mom cause
[03:25.87]I'm still in this *******, thievery
[03:26.88]Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,
[03:28.84]Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
[03:30.05]Always scared if I went back to the blonde
[03:32.81]I might relapse, get to some bull*******t
[03:34.22]Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts
[03:35.65]at Action Bronson
[03:36.52]Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth
[03:38.50]Have some back and forths
[03:39.33]And record a wack response to
[03:40.69]Kendrick Lamar's Control verse
[03:41.93]And perform Fack in concert
[03:43.27][Fack plays]
[03:48.60]Yo, I put that *******t on a Greatest Hits album
[03:49.83]Now that was awesome
[03:51.12]It takes some massive ******* to do some *******t like that
[03:53.64]Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like
[03:54.55](I'll stick around)
[03:55.77]And put up with my crap so long for
[03:56.93]What's the attraction, mama?
[03:58.32]Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking,
[03:59.62]actual quadruple entendre
[04:01.27]Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama?
[04:03.96]Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh
[04:06.38]Still get along with this voice
[04:08.17]cause that's the monster
[04:09.42]So do-si-do with a sociopath,
[04:12.43]everyone who knows me knows that
[04:13.60]What they don't know is the
[04:15.96]fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
[04:16.42]She loves the way I lie
[04:17.09]Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
[04:18.51]Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole
[04:21.89]That might've disguise pants, but they on fire
[04:22.35]So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off
[04:23.25]Sabotage Chris**as, crap in your stocking
[04:24.26]I'm wrapping up all the presents
[04:28.83]In ******g camouflage so you can't even find 'em
[04:29.46]Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off
[04:37.55]Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
[04:39.73]Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
[04:41.54]Bath and Beyond
[04:42.36]Put the basket back
[04:43.19]while the bath salt packets are gone
[04:44.56]Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
[04:46.32]But classic rock acid rap is the genre
[04:48.26]Got Slash on guitar, spla*******ng Bizarre,
[04:50.81]Trasher and Aerosmith
[04:53.84]And I'm a spectacular archer,
[04:54.96]feed count Dracula Chocula
[04:56.54]Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
[04:58.32]Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off
[04:59.26]and I'm strangling 'em
[05:00.04]Smack Kim Basinger on the ass
[05:00.72]