Alfred’s Theme歌词 歌手Eminem-专辑Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition)-单曲《Alfred’s Theme》LRC歌词下载

[00:00.000] 作词 : M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod [00:01.000] 作曲 : M Mathers/L. Resto/C Gounod [00:09.265]Before I check the mic (Check, check) [00:10.687]I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe [00:14.680]coronavirus in effect tonight, [00:17.369]Antiseptics on deck, I got every type [00:19.867]I throw on my tux, then I give zero ****s, [00:21.724]Then I act like a jockstrap, cup my **** then I [00:23.932]Check my ball hair (What?) [00:25.339]Make sure it's all there, then call the pallbearer [00:27.941]It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? [00:30.136]Overkill, like a pipe bomb in your pine box [00:32.271]You're all hitched to my **** (What?) [00:34.507]Went from punching the time clock to getting my shot [00:36.412]Then treating it like a cyclops [00:38.160]Like it's the only one I got and my thoughts are like nines ****ed [00:41.878]Every line’s obscene,pervertedest mind,got [00:44.349]the dirtiest rhyme stop [00:45.898]That's why there's parental advising every time I drop [00:48.606]So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal [00:53.057]But how could I get up in arms [00:54.659]About you saying trash is all that I put out? [00:56.376]*****, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out [00:58.514]Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out, the filthiest [01:01.340]So all this talk about I'm washed up how preposterous [01:03.402]Because if cleanliness is next to godliness, [01:05.815]It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself [01:08.019]And I'm 'bout that capital, like a proper noun [01:11.366]Sit on top the pile, got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial [01:15.044]Quick to call you out on your [01:15.923]Bullshit, don't make me get that croc a dial [01:18.757]'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator, made it out the trailer [01:21.779]Then I made a vow to cater to no one [01:22.600]So hate I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account [01:25.037]So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the [01:27.982]Bars that never slack, but always get attacked [01:30.555]I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that [01:32.965]Like I'm marked 'cause when I rap, [01:34.726]It's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit [01:35.725]'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck) [01:37.930]But if I ever double-cross my fans and lost my stans [01:40.489]I'd probably pop five Xans, go in my garage, start my van [01:44.619]Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can [01:47.442]And doze off like, but odds like that with these thoughts I have [01:51.643]It's like a giant getting squashed by ants [01:53.123]If this is the test, [01:54.378]The time I pass with flying colors, like I just tossed my crayons [01:57.521]Small, medium, and large size cans [02:00.039]Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands [02:02.402]Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and if [02:05.159]My palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands [02:07.564]Shit, hold on, man [02:10.245]Mother****er [02:12.778]Happy birthday to- [02:14.734]**** (Shh, quiet) [02:16.038]I sit in silence in candlelit environments [02:18.111]Sipping wild Irish while getting violent [02:20.078]Homicidal vision when I'm spitting like this [02:22.585]But really I'm just fulfilling my wish [02:24.495]Of killing rhymes which is really childish [02:26.107]And silly, but I'm really like this, [02:27.580]I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish [02:29.529]I'm Diddy's side, ***** [02:30.995]What the ****? Hold on, wait [02:32.652]"I'm Diddy's side, *****"? [02:34.141]Oh, I'm still east side, ***** [02:35.272]So tell the END, since he PMD [02:37.714]Been givin' y'all the business, D.R.E and me [02:39.684]From the MMLP to in MTBMB [02:42.434]***** is 2020, you still ain't seein' me [02:44.841]So call me Santa Claus 'Cause at the present , I out-rap 'em all [02:48.046]I'm at the mall, got your ***** in a bathroom stall [02:51.399]She could suck a basket ball through [02:52.631]A plastic straw with a fractured jaw [02:55.224]My **** is coat check, she want to jack it off [02:57.763]I'm so far passed the bar, I should practice law [03:00.156]Mentally, I'm ****ed up generally [03:02.330]Duke's a hazard car, and if you could dogs [03:04.772]'Cause this is murder, murder and you get murked, murked [03:07.627]This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr [03:09.921]This chicken hit my phone, she said "Chirp, chirp" [03:12.315]I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skrrt, skrrt" [03:14.790]Then go eat some worms, like the early bird [03:17.247]What the **** is love? That's a dirty word [03:19.668]Make me fall in, there's not a girl on Earth [03:22.142]Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt [03:24.213]And I won't buy her designer, 'cause I don't pander [03:27.461]But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor [03:29.683]And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after [03:31.778]Or they're gon' give me the needle like a vinyl scratcher [03:34.253]Yeah, I'm a card, [03:36.092]Like Hallmark at Walmart with a small cart buying wall art [03:39.449]And y'all who claim to be dawgs aren't [03:41.729]No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf [03:43.702]But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, [03:46.078]They call me Dog because I'm barking (Bark, bark) [03:48.710]And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park [03:51.197]I describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard) [03:54.479]'Cause the gutter's where my mind is in [03:56.529]It's a misframe, but I slit like the five and the ten [03:58.706]'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again [04:01.386]And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pins [04:03.771]The cypher begins, I'm talkin' smack like ****** [04:06.017]The mic's a syringe, it's like a binge, Vicodin [04:08.432]I would like to pretend my mind's a recycling bin [04:10.935]There's no place I never been, but I never budge and I never bend [04:13.678]You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends [04:16.651]Like adult diapers for men, even when I'm rappin' less stellar [04:20.309]It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller [04:22.417]Like a train [04:23.628]Spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth [04:26.316]And goes straight through your grapefruit, no escape route [04:28.250]So you won't leave me at your scathe, with a few scrape wounds [04:30.787]Your ass is grass and I'm not gonna graze you [04:33.017]But a bar's , I need a Mad Hatter [04:34.833]'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps [04:37.961]You'd be a fitted, so don't act like you're fittin' to snap [04:40.634]*****, I'll pee on your head, like a Philly's hat (Ha Ha) [04:43.165]No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree [04:45.400]*****, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree [04:48.140]You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea [04:50.594]You're always punkin' out like Halloween [04:53.140]You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk [04:55.987]Homie, you not a G, act like you got the pump [04:58.017]You're gonna pop the heat or get the Glock and go [05:00.454]*****, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk [05:02.954]Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, [05:05.457]We about to disembowel, then gut 'em and scalp 'em [05:07.903]Yeah, this about to be the bloodiest outcome [05:10.167]'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album [05:12.609]So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer [05:13.278]The nut job with the **** that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt [05:15.786]I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood [05:17.134]It's lookin' like it's that time of the month [05:18.386]Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dawg [05:20.270]I'm the mutt, [05:20.855]I'm gonna **** your mom in the butt [05:21.765]With a thermometer, ****in' phenomenal [05:23.241]But y'all looking up like abdominals [05:24.764]If you don't , droppin' like dominos [05:26.958]The formidable, abominable [05:28.206]Even if it touch the top of the dome, saw 'em get the [05:31.017]I'm at the stop-and-go, hop on the mop and gloat [05:32.846]you're stomachin' knots like you swallowed rope [05:34.705]You out of pocket, throw like a mother****in' wallet stole [05:37.074]Wait, why'd the beat cut off? [05:38.674]**** it