THE RICK AND MORTY RAP (瑞克和莫蒂说唱音乐)歌词 歌手None Like JoshuaGameboyjones-专辑THE RICK AND MORTY RAP (瑞克和莫蒂说唱音乐)-单曲《THE RICK AND MORTY R

[00:00.000] 作词 : None Like Joshua [00:01.000] 作曲 : Andromulus [00:08.480]Oh, yeah! [00:11.090]You gotta get schwifty. [00:13.471]You gotta get schwifty in here. [00:16.913]It’s time to get schwifty. [00:18.960]Oh oh. [00:20.749]You gotta get schwifty. [00:23.193]Oh, yeah! [00:25.946]Take off your pants and your panties. [00:28.702]**** on the floor. [00:30.486]Time to get Schwifty in here. [00:33.232]Gotta **** on the floor. [00:35.581]I’m Mr. Bulldops. [00:38.561]I’m Mr. Bulldops. [00:40.732]Take a **** on the floor. [00:42.107]Take off your panties and your pants. [00:44.560]It’s time to get schwifty in here. [00:47.053]Let’s show these rappers how they need a Mr. Meseeks [00:50.296]Actin robotic, no feeling and their beat’s weak [00:53.071]Me and Jones, only give the most when we speak [00:55.402]Yeah we make em say- [00:56.293]Wubba lubba dub dub [00:57.510]Show me what you got [00:58.728]Man I got a lot [00:59.850]I stay charged up [01:01.182]Like the ships battery [01:02.305]Bout to switch planets and they charging me for battery [01:04.684]After me [01:05.344]Man I swear the purge is a catastrophe [01:07.080]so fly, you can call me Bird Person [01:09.534]Too many clones, but I’m the first version [01:11.876]In this universe that can keep the earth turning [01:14.321]With the words that you heard, man we [01:15.794]Comin at ya [01:16.813]It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s tiny Rick [01:19.368]His real body’s in a vat and it’s dying quick [01:21.798]Got it back, [01:22.457]put the processes all up in reverse [01:23.906]Chop these clones up like our verses put em all up in a hearse [01:36.050]– This is hip-hop for the glip-glops [01:37.967]televised through dimensions, you can just sit and watch [01:41.082]– We the beasts, man. – We the mythologs [01:43.437]Let me hear you say- [01:44.295]Wubba Lubba Dub Dub [01:45.784]This is hip-hop for the glip-glops [01:47.649]televised through dimensions, you can just sit and watch [01:50.573]We the beasts, man. We the mythologs [01:52.882]What you perceive to be the greatest rappers of em all [01:54.564]Oh, yeah! [01:56.601]You gotta get schwifty. [01:59.215]You gotta get schwifty in here. [02:02.746]It’s time to get schwifty. [02:04.739]Oh oh. [02:06.411]You gotta get schwifty. [02:08.885]Oh, yeah! [02:11.662]Take off your pants and your panties. [02:28.602]Show me what you got [02:30.546]When the mother - beats drops [02:33.500]They just parasites, frontin microscopically [02:36.052]Don’t they know that it’s a crime against alternate me’s? [02:38.601]Livin the dream while they livin in a dream world [02:40.381]Projected by the aliens who want to steal my clean verse [02:43.158]We united with the hive mind why lie [02:45.717]Man it’s time to get squanched like it’s 9 lives [02:48.084]We screwed our universe [02:49.175]Almost like 9 times [02:50.457]Now we gotta say [02:51.148]Bye bye to our old lives [02:52.757]Spittin on this track with our intelligence enhanced [02:54.949]No need for the seed inside myself to make me dance [02:57.285]The older me is buried in the backyard under plants [02:59.821]So let me hear you say [03:01.276]Wubba Lubba Dub Dub [03:02.241]X gon give it to ya [03:03.523]Like scary terry but [03:05.076]This ain’t a dream Rick and mortys just hilarious [03:07.339]Like these wack rappers [03:08.676]They all actors [03:09.596]Just like jerry getting shot [03:10.673]By photo raptor [03:11.979]I’m wishing to visit her whole anatomy park [03:13.934]Giving her all of my love potion, she imagine a spark [03:16.399]if she turn into a Cronenberg, I’m backing it off [03:18.763]If she a Gazorpazorpian, she backing it up, what? [03:21.658]Time Travel, Portal Guns, and Planet Trips [03:24.104]You know that we all freaking love you dude [03:25.611]But dammit Rick [03:26.638]You get In trouble, more times that we can even count [03:28.839]Now we gotta make a plan [03:29.817]Because we gotta bust you out [03:37.414]What time is it? [03:38.609]It’s time to get Schwifty? Yeah [03:50.642]– This is hip-hop for the glip-glops [03:52.382]televised through dimensions, you can just sit and watch [03:55.225]– We the beasts, man. – We the mythologs [03:57.729]Let me hear you say- [03:58.749]Wubba Lubba Dub Dub [04:00.203]– This is hip-hop for the glip-glops [04:02.036]televised through dimensions, you can just sit and watch [04:04.658]– We the beasts, man. We the mythologs [04:07.036]What you perceive to be the greatest rappers of em all [by:一刀给你马剁死] [00:08.480]哦，耶 [00:11.090]你要好好放飞自我磕爽嗨 [00:13.471]搁这好好飞一下 [00:16.913]现在就来爽一下了 [00:18.960]额哦~ [00:20.749]你不得来整点刺激 [00:23.193]哦，耶 [00:25.946]抹掉裤子裤衩子 [00:28.702]肆意拉翔 [00:30.486]在这想干啥干啥 [00:33.232]无拘束在地板上屙 [00:35.581]我就是斗牛犬先生 [00:38.561]我要当斗牛犬先生 [00:40.732]屙哪里随心意 [00:42.107]你也来摘了下衣 [00:44.560]来这里纵情肆意 [00:47.053]让这些唱说唱的看看他们多缺一个使命必达先生 [00:50.296]举止机械 感情寡味 还音奏垃圾 [00:53.071]Jones我俩，有动作时只会拿出最好的状态（Gameboyjones跟Joshua一样唱影视游戏） [00:55.402]会引爆观众欢呼- [00:56.293]Wubba lubba dub dub！ [00:57.510]给我看看你有什么本事 [00:58.728]我可太多了 [00:59.850]我一直充电状态 [01:01.182]如太空舰电池 [01:02.305]即将熄星作战而他们来给我充上电 [01:04.684]我的活干完后 [01:05.344]可别不信我把整个行星荡涤的寸厘涂炭 [01:07.080]起飞咯，可以叫我鸟人 [01:09.534]俯视这些抄歌的，而我是第一个版本 [01:11.876]这个宇宙里翻星覆球 [01:14.321]用你听懂的话来说： [01:15.794]我们逼近了 [01:16.813]看是个鸟，额是个飞机，错了是小型Rick [01:19.368]他真身在缸中之脑里飞速流逝着生命力 [01:21.798]夺回它 [01:22.457]逆转进程 回天活命 [01:23.906]砍翻这些克隆体，我们也用韵词把拾人牙慧的送进阴间 [01:36.050]-这个说唱致给那些一嘴浆糊的货 [01:37.967]降维放播，你也只能高山仰止 [01:41.082]-吾即狂兽 -吾为神话 [01:43.437]给我听听你们的欢呼- [01:44.295]Wubba Lubba Dub Dub！ [01:45.784]这个说唱请牙缺舌残的收下 [01:47.649]维度碾压，你就只能望洋兴惭 [01:50.573]我是野兽 也是神话 [01:52.882]更是你眼中这群货们里最牛的说唱家 [01:54.564]哦，耶 [01:56.601]你可得飞一下 [01:59.215]这儿能把你人都整晕 [02:02.746]此时不嗨何时嗨 [02:04.739]哦 哦 [02:06.411]你可要来爽磕一下 [02:08.885]哦，耶 [02:11.662]把 裤子裤衩都扔掉 [02:28.602]看看你有哪些本事 [02:30.546]从这浑-奏乐开始 [02:33.500]他们只是寄生虫，显微镜下才能看到的渺小 [02:36.052]他们难道没有哔脸天天就模仿我 [02:38.601]我生活如美梦而他们活在白日梦 [02:40.381]想着外星人筹划偷走我的完稿 [02:43.158]我们统一于蜂巢意识你可还在狡辩 [02:45.717]看看现在九条命都不够你被连续击打 [02:48.084]我们在自己的宇宙里摸爬滚打 [02:49.175]磕碰次数多的自己都记不清 [02:50.457]现在我们得说一句 [02:51.148]过去的自己 拜拜了您吶 [02:52.757]大脑发育完全的我们唾弃你这音轨 [02:54.949]不需要SEED我也可以自己跳舞（高达《SEED》里加强身体机能的物质） [02:57.285]过去的我被埋在后院的植被下 [02:59.821]那么让我听到 [03:01.276]Wubba Lubba Dub Dub！ [03:02.241]X边形 划拉你嘴上 [03:03.523]如Scary Terry但 [03:05.076]这可不是Rick和Mort搞出的梦境 [03:07.339]看这些劣质说唱的 [03:08.676]倒是像演员般做作 [03:09.596]如同Jerry被枪击 [03:10.673]被大家摁泥里后的逞强 [03:11.979]我渴望拜访她整个人体公园 [03:13.934]把所有爱之药水给她，擦出情意火花 [03:16.399]如果她变成柯南伯格怪物，那我就退下（大卫·柯南伯格导演不少人体异化电影） [03:18.763]若她是个Gazorpazorp星人，她也不会跟我往来，啊这？ [03:21.658]时间穿越，传送枪，跟星际旅行 [03:24.104]你明白俺们都还爱你狗日的 [03:25.611]不过操蛋的Rick [03:26.638]你身陷囹圄，都不是一次两次了压根数不过来 [03:28.839]现在我们要定个规矩了 [03:29.817]因为我们得逐你出去 [03:37.414]唱到哪了？ [03:38.609]唱到该磕爽嗨了，耶 [03:50.642]此歌致那些吞吞吐吐的家伙 [03:52.382]五指山从天而降，你也只能乖乖被压 [03:55.225]- 虎啸林静 - 出神入化 [03:57.729]让我听到你说 [03:58.749]Wubba Lubba Dub Dub！ [04:00.203]-这个说唱驴唇马嘴的要收下 [04:02.036]不在一个维度，你也就只能仰视我啦 [04:04.658]-我们就是这么牛B -我们就是这么强大 [04:07.036]鹤立鸡群 众人皆下