The Humpty Dance歌词 歌手Digital Underground-专辑Free Guy (Music from the Motion Picture)-单曲《The Humpty Dance》LRC歌词下载

[00:00.000] 作词 : Collins/Humphrey/Clinton/Morrison/Jacobs [00:01.000] 作曲 : Collins/Humphrey/Clinton/Morrison/Jacobs [00:10.83]All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.45]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.32]I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see [00:18.20]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.06]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:22.56]And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:24.91]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:27.22]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.34]My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty [00:32.21]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:35.50]And all the rappers in the top ten [00:36.75]Please allow me to bump thee [00:38.63]I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:41.37]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.68]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:45.87]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.05]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:51.30]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:52.92]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:54.92]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:57.66]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [01:00.34]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:01.90]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:04.34]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:06.92]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:09.43]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:11.49]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:13.62]And I even got my own dance [01:15.73]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:19.61]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:25.28]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:30.71]Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [01:35.40]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [01:38.64]People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'" [01:41.64]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:43.89]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:46.89]But ya can't get near me [01:48.63]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:51.12]All the girls they adore me [01:52.62]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere [01:55.12]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:57.10]My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:00.09]Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid [02:02.16]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:04.52]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:06.71]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:09.20]I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid [02:11.07]I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it [02:14.07]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:16.57]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:18.38]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:20.99]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:23.29]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:24.91]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:29.09]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:34.27]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [02:39.76]Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [02:45.31]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:50.12]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:51.86]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:58.19]Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:01.83]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:04.01]It's real easy to do check it out [03:06.95]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:09.57]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:12.44]Crazy wack funky [03:14.21]People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty [03:16.95]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:19.02]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:21.33]Anyone can play this game [03:23.19]This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name [03:25.63]No two people will do it the same [03:27.94]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:30.62]Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump [03:34.81]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:37.67]Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump [03:39.13]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:45.23]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [03:49.91]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [03:54.44]Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [03:59.37]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:02.99]Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:07.05]White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:12.04]Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump [04:17.03]Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:24.79]Let's get stoopid [04:27.36]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [04:31.67]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [04:37.68]Doin' the Humpty Hump [04:40.92]Doin' the Humpty Hump [04:45.62]Oh yeah come on and break it down [04:53.22]Once again the Underground is in the house [04:56.53]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world [04:59.33]Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies [05:03.01]Peace and humptiness forever