歌曲：《The Laughing Gnome》
歌手：David Bowie
专辑：David Bowie (Deluxe Edition)
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《The Laughing Gnome》歌词：
[00:00.000] 作词 : David Bowie
[00:00.049] 作曲 : David Bowie
[00:00.99]Artist：david bowie
[00:03.99]Songs Title：the laughing gnome
[00:07.37]
[00:14.73]I was walking down the high street
[00:18.28]When I heard footsteps behind me
[00:22.02]And there was a little old man （hello）
[00:25.15]In scarlet and grey, shuffling away （laughter）
[00:29.51]
[00:30.63]Well he trotted back to my house
[00:33.80]And he sat beside the telly （oaah..）
[00:37.60]With his tiny hands on his tummy
[00:39.47]
[00:40.52]Chuckling away, laughing all day （laughter）
[00:44.71]Oh, I ought to report you to the gnome office
[00:46.76]（gnome office）
[00:48.31]Yes
[00:48.68]（hahahahaha）
[00:50.45]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[00:52.06]Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me
[00:54.96]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[00:58.57]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me
[01:02.81]Said the laughing gnome
[01:07.30]Well I gave him roasted toadstools
[01:10.87]and a glass of dandelion wine （burp, pardon）
[01:14.80]Then I put him on a train to eastbourne
[01:17.49]Carried his bag and gave him a fag
[01:20.43]（havent you got a light boy? ）
[01:23.42]Here, where do you come from?
[01:24.69]（gnome-mans land, hahihihi）
[01:26.49]Oh, really?
[01:27.74]
[01:28.36]In the morning when I woke up
[01:31.81]He was sitting on the edge of my bed
[01:35.26]With his brother whose name was fred
[01:38.13]Hed bought him along to sing me a song
[01:41.19]Right, lets hear it
[01:43.00]Here, whats that clicking noise?
[01:44.63]（thats fred, hes a metrognome, haha）
[01:47.62]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[01:51.10]Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me
[01:54.15]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[01:57.84]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me
[02:01.23]（own up, Im a gnome, aint I right, haha）
[02:04.41]Havent you got an ome to go to?
[02:05.97]（no, were gnomads）
[02:07.09]Didnt you they to teach get your hair cut at school?
[02:08.79]you look like a rolling gnome.
[02:09.85]（no, not at the london school of ecognomics）
[02:12.85]
[02:13.68]Now theyre staying up the chimney
[02:17.13]And were living on caviar and honey （hooray!）
[02:21.07]Cause theyre earning me lots of money
[02:23.45]Writing comedy prose for radio shows
[02:26.98]Its the-er （what? ）
[02:28.97]Its the gnome service of course
[02:30.92]
[02:33.42]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[02:36.71]Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me
[02:40.01]Ha ha ha, oh, dear me
[02:43.65]（ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[02:45.90]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me
[02:50.14]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[02:52.39]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me）
[02:55.57]（one more time, yeah）
[by:掌中宝_]
[00:00.99]大卫鲍伊
[00:03.99]大笑的地精
[00:14.73]我沿着大街走着
[00:18.28]听到身后一溜脚步声
[00:22.02]那有个小老头（哈啰）
[00:25.15]穿着红红灰灰的衣裳，跑来跑去（大笑）
[00:30.63]他一路跑到我家
[00:33.80]坐在电视机旁边（吼~）
[00:37.60]他的小手放在肚子上
[00:40.52]到处扔东西，从早笑到晚（大笑）
[00:44.71]哦，我要把你上报给地精治安局
[00:46.76]（地精治安局）
[00:48.31]是的
[00:48.68]（哈哈哈哈哈）
[00:50.45]哈哈哈，嘿嘿嘿
[00:52.06]我是一只大笑的地精，瞧你逮不到我
[00:54.96]哈哈哈，嘿嘿嘿
[00:58.57]我是一只大笑的地精，瞧你逮不到我
[01:02.81]地精大笑着说
[01:07.30]我给他烤蘑菇
[01:10.87]还有一杯蒲公英酒（嗝~抱歉）
[01:14.80]然后我把他扔到了开往伊斯特本的火车上
[01:17.49]顺带还有他的包，给了他一根烟
[01:20.43]（哥们，借个火）
[01:23.42]拿着，你打哪来？
[01:24.69]（地精屯儿，哈嘿嘿嘿）
[01:26.49]哦，真的？
[01:28.36]早上我一觉醒来
[01:31.81]他就坐在我的床沿
[01:35.26]还有他那个叫Fred的兄弟
[01:38.13]他一路把他带来给我唱首歌
[01:41.19]好吧，让我们听听看
[01:43.00]嘿，那个咔哒声是什么？
[01:44.63]（那是Fred，他是个地精节拍器，哈哈）
[01:47.62]哈哈哈，嘿嘿嘿
[01:51.10]我是一只大笑的地精，你逮不到我
[01:54.15]哈哈哈，嘿嘿嘿
[01:57.84]我是一只大笑的地精，你逮不到我
[02:01.23]（承认吧，我是个地精，我没说错吧，哈哈）
[02:04.41]你没地去了吗？
[02:05.97]（没，我们是流浪的地精）
[02:07.09]学校没教你要剪头吗？
[02:08.79]你看起来糟糕极了
[02:09.85]（不，不是在伦敦经济学院）
[02:13.68]现在他们呆在烟囱上
[02:17.13]天天吃鱼子酱和蜂蜜
[02:21.07]因为他们给我挣了不少钱
[02:23.45]给电台节目写喜剧
[02:26.98]这是...（什么？）
[02:28.97]这当然是地精服务
[02:33.42]哈哈哈，嘿嘿嘿
[02:36.71]我是一只大笑的地精，你逮不到我
[02:40.01]哈哈哈，嘿嘿嘿
[02:43.65]（哈哈哈，嘿嘿嘿
[02:45.90]我是一只大笑的地精，你逮不到我
[02:50.14]哈哈哈，嘿嘿嘿
[02:52.39]我是一只大笑的地精，你逮不到我)
[02:55.57](再来一次,耶!)
