The Whole "Being Dead" Thing歌词 歌手Alex BrightmanBeetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble-专辑Beetlejuice (Or

[00:00.00]"The Whole "Being Dead" Thing" [00:00.00](feat. Alex Brightman) [00:00.00](from "Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" soundtrack) [00:01.21]BETELGEUSE, sung: [00:01.54]Hey, folks! Begging your pardon! [00:04.36]'Scuse me! Sorry to barge in [00:07.39]Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole [00:11.90]Y'know Being dead thing [00:13.20] [00:13.26]You're doomed! Enjoy the singing [00:16.45]The sword of Damocles is swinging [00:19.55]And if I hear your cell-phone ringing [00:22.40]I'll kill you myself [00:23.85]The whole being dead thing! [00:25.20] [00:25.71]Death can get a person stressed [00:28.35]"We should have carpe'd way more diems [00:30.90]Now we're never gonna see 'em!" [00:31.98]I can show you what comes next [00:34.18]So don't be freaked [00:35.77]Stay in your seats [00:37.40]I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week! [00:40.46]So just relax, you'll be fine [00:42.90]Drink your fifty-dollar wine [00:43.68]And take a breath! [00:44.49] [00:45.66]ENSEMBLE: [00:45.82]Welcome to a show about death! [00:47.98] [00:48.16]BETELGEUSE: [00:50.14]You're... [00:53.25]You're gonna be fine... [00:57.80]On the other side... [00:59.25]DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! [00:59.98] [01:02.10]I'll... [01:05.38]I'll be your guide... [01:07.41]To the other side... [01:07.96] [01:09.16]ENSEMBLE: [01:10.93]Oh, and full disclosure: It's a show about death! [01:11.60] [01:12.70]BETELGEUSE: [01:15.80]Everybody gets on fine here [01:18.48]Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here [01:21.15]The women's bathroom has no line here [01:21.65]Just... [01:22.76]Pee where you want! [01:24.51]The whole being dead thing! [01:27.29]You're just gonna love the folks here [01:30.33]Yes, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here! [01:32.82]And every show I do, like, a TON of coke here [01:33.52] [01:34.41]The whole- [01:34.90]*heavy sniffing* [01:36.44]PAH-HAH! The whole being dead thing! [01:36.88] [01:39.64]Nobody is bullet-proof! [01:41.22]"I work out, I eat clean!" [01:42.94]Jesus, pass the Dramamine [01:45.86]Time to face the brutal truth: [01:47.23]'Cause we're all on a hitlist [01:48.78]Might not live 'till Christmas [01:50.28]Choke to death on Triscuits [01:51.99]Hey, that's just statistics [01:53.52]So take a little break here [01:55.00]Kinda like a wake here [01:56.49]The scenery is fake here [01:58.26]But there's a giant snake here! [01:58.63] [02:06.90]ENSEMBLE: [02:06.81]Welcome to a show about death! [02:07.39] [02:08.34]BETELGEUSE: [02:10.50]You're... [02:12.73]You're gonna be fine... [02:13.95]THANK YOU! [02:16.12]On the other side... [02:17.72]HOW YOU DOIN'? [02:18.79]Not good! [02:19.39]Ba-be-ba-ba-be-bo-boo-bap-boop! [02:20.59] [02:22.49]I'll... [02:26.27]I'll be your guide! [02:29.94]To the other side! [02:31.76]Seriously, though, this is a show about- [02:32.17] [02:32.50]ENSEMBLE: [02:34.82]Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new [02:37.22]There's nothing medical professionals could do [02:38.45]'Cept maybe just bill you [02:38.82] [02:39.47]BETELGEUSE, spoken: [02:41.12]If you die while listening to this album [02:42.51]It's still gonna keep playing [02:42.86] [02:43.21]ENSEMBLE: [02:45.47]There's no destiny or fate [02:47.12]Just a terrifying wait [02:48.66]Filled with people that you hate [02:50.46]And on a certain date, the universe kills you! [02:50.97] [02:53.77]BETELGEUSE: [02:54.95]That's the thing with life: [02:58.52]No-one makes it out alive! [03:01.19]Toss that body in the pit [03:02.76]"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?" [03:04.34]"Blah, blah, Bible. Jesus magic." [03:07.22]When you're dead, who gives a shit? [03:08.91]No pilates, no more yoga! [03:10.22]"Namaste", you freakin' posers [03:10.87] [03:13.56]From the cradle to cremation [03:16.85]Death just needs a little conversation! [03:19.72]I have mastered the art (Dies Irae!) [03:21.70]Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae!) [03:22.54] [03:25.78]So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae!) [03:32.30]On the whole being dead thing! [03:35.29] [03:35.49]ALL: [03:35.63]God, I hope you're ready for a show about death! [by:Aircondition317] [00:00.00] [00:00.00] [00:00.00] [00:01.21] [00:01.54]嗨!不好意思, [00:04.36]突然出现. [00:07.39]让我们跳过哭哭啼啼, [00:11.90]开始死后的生活 [00:13.26]你死定了!尽情享受这首歌 [00:16.45]死神在来的路上 [00:19.55]如果我听到手机铃声, [00:22.40]我会亲自杀了你 [00:23.85]死后的生活! [00:25.71]死亡会让人感到压抑 [00:28.35]“我还没活够! [00:30.90]现在再也看不到亲友了!” [00:31.98]我能展示死后的世界, [00:34.18]所以不要惊慌 [00:35.77]好好坐好 [00:37.40]我一周要演8场剧! [00:40.46]所以请放松, [00:42.90]喝下你的劣酒, [00:43.68]深呼吸! [00:45.66] [00:45.82]欢迎来到一场关于死亡的剧! [00:48.16] [00:50.14] [00:53.25]在死后的世界, [00:57.80]你不会有事 [00:59.25]去死!!!大家都会死!!! [01:02.10] [01:05.38]我会带你... [01:07.41]探索死后世界... [01:09.16] [01:10.93]坦白一下:这是一场关于死亡的剧! [01:12.70] [01:15.80]在死后世界, [01:18.48]大家都和乐融融 [01:21.15]而且女厕不用排队! [01:21.65] [01:22.76]随地即可! [01:24.51]死后的生活! [01:27.29]你会爱上死后的世界 [01:30.33]没关系就开个玩笑 [01:32.82]哦!我每场表演都会吸好多 [01:34.41]死后... [01:34.90] [01:36.44]的生活!!! [01:39.64]所有人终有一死 [01:41.22]“我健身,我吃素!” [01:42.94]天呐给我一粒晕车药 [01:45.86]是时候面对现实了“ [01:47.23]是人就早晚要死, [01:48.78]也许连圣诞都活不到 [01:50.28]或者被饼干呛死 [01:51.99]概率极大! [01:53.52]休息一下 [01:55.00]这里像在守灵一样 [01:56.49]布景都是假的! [01:58.26]而且有条蛇!!! [02:06.81]欢迎来到一场关于死亡的剧! [02:06.90] [02:08.34] [02:10.50] [02:12.73]在死后的世界, [02:13.95]谢谢! [02:16.12]你不会有事 [02:17.72]心情好吗? [02:18.79]不太好! [02:19.39] [02:22.49] [02:26.27]我会带你... [02:29.94]探索死后世界... [02:31.76]正经来说,欢迎来到一场关于 [02:32.50] [02:34.82]死亡是忌讳的,但天天发生, [02:37.22]医生也对他无可奈何 [02:38.45]最多只能让你付钱 [02:39.47] [02:41.12]你要是在听这张专辑的时候死掉的话... [02:42.51]我会一直唱下去 [02:43.21] [02:45.47]命运和天意不存在 [02:47.12]只有对死亡漫长的等待 [02:48.66]无数讨厌的人会让你的生活 [02:50.46]直到有一天, 你会突然死去! [02:53.77] [02:54.95]这就是生活的奥妙: [02:58.52]是人都得死! [03:01.19]把扔进坑里 [03:02.76]“天呐太悲惨了!” [03:04.34]“什么什么圣经,什么什么基督” [03:07.22]死都死了,谁还在意 [03:08.91]不用再健身! [03:10.22]告辞各位绿茶 [03:13.56]从摇篮到坟墓 [03:16.85]死亡只是个过程 [03:19.72]我已把习俗打破 [03:21.70] [03:25.78]所以让我们开始 [03:32.30]死后的生活!!! [03:35.49] [03:35.63]大家欢迎来到一场关于死亡的剧!