歌曲:《THE JERRY SMITH RAP (杰里史密斯说唱)》
歌手:None Like Joshua
专辑:THE JERRY SMITH RAP (杰里史密斯说唱)
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[00:00.000] 作词 : None Like Joshua
[00:00.000] 作曲 : CANTI
[00:00.001]Got to relax
[00:02.288]This is earth radio
[00:04.668]And now, here's...human music
[00:11.328]Hmm. Human music. I like it
[00:17.690]My life’s sh*t
[00:19.077]Wife misses excitement
[00:20.696]and my kids
[00:21.539]Don’t respect me
[00:22.478]Unlike Rick
[00:23.443]Who’s always got to ask me
[00:25.100]why I itch
[00:26.621]well – hm
[00:27.640]I like it
[00:29.138]Insufficient confidence
[00:30.548]Wishing I was smart as Rick
[00:31.967]Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest thing
[00:34.583]when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch
[00:37.956]– I just want to be brave – oh
[00:40.128]Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed
[00:43.275]Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy
[00:46.103]Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or
[00:48.621]feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy
[00:51.513]Let me be in alternate reality
[00:53.360]Celebrity – that you caught on our TV
[00:55.669]Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me
[00:57.830]Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sensuality
[01:00.716]– but I’m not gay – oh
[01:02.536]Even Mr. Meeseeks screaming doubtfully
[01:04.720]Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak
[01:07.650]Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed?
[01:10.357]Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak
[01:14.033]Why am I so uncool?
[01:16.701]I know it’s not my fault
[01:19.564]I feel like such a fool
[01:22.383]cause Rick’s the one who’s smart
[01:25.349]They’re whispering loser
[01:27.986]I play the victim card
[01:30.855]You call me cupped I’m not
[01:33.928]– cause
[01:34.899]I like it
[01:36.005]Making her choose – Rick over me
[01:37.422]Stooping to mediocre, pleading
[01:38.948]Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key
[01:40.977]Mytholog’s a decrepit worm
[01:42.416]Thought divorce, inevitable
[01:43.834]Now I’ll just be left alone
[01:45.178]Kids never call, I check the phone
[01:46.850]– oh
[01:47.607]– all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine
[01:50.085]but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy
[01:52.922]Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride
[01:55.585]now I’ll never know if I’ll
[01:57.122]be a man and grow inside
[01:58.826]Why am I so uncool?
[02:01.590]I know it’s not my fault
[02:04.236]I feel like such a fool
[02:06.985]cause Rick’s the one who’s smart
[02:09.949]They’re whispering loser
[02:12.714]I play the victim card
[02:15.505]You call me cupped I’m not
[02:18.581]– cause
[02:20.318]Cause the 1995 called and...wants their insult back
[by:桶怪]
[00:00.001]放轻松点
[00:02.288]这里是地球电台
[00:04.668]接下来是…人类音乐
[00:11.328]嗯,人类音乐,我喜欢
[00:17.690]我的生活一团糟
[00:19.077]老婆累觉不爱
[00:20.696]我的孩子
[00:21.539]看不起我
[00:22.478]却崇拜Rick
[00:23.443]Rick总是问我
[00:25.100]你为什么这么傻X
[00:26.621]呃—Hm
[00:27.640]我喜欢
[00:29.138]自信不足
[00:30.548]要是像Rick那么聪明就好了
[00:31.967]就连Beth也承认我有世界最小的DD
[00:34.583]当Mr.Shrimply Pibbles需要一颗心脏的时候
[00:37.956]——我只是想变得勇敢—哦
[00:40.128]待业在家,家人有点生我的气
[00:43.275]问Summer能不能借点钱花花,结果失策了
[00:46.103]想念在Jerry日托所度过的美好时光
[00:48.621]还有蠢人Rick的友情和快乐
[00:51.513]能不能带我去平行世界
[00:53.360]当那个名流巨星,上电视
[00:55.669]外星模拟舱里的自己活得最有意义
[00:57.830]和瞌睡Gary在游艇上调情
[01:00.716]——虽然我不是Gay—哦
[01:02.536]Mr.Meeseek们都声嘶力竭地质疑我
[01:04.720]包围在挫败感里,每次开口都更加失落
[01:07.650]Beth还需要我吗,她给马做手术的时候
[01:10.357]是不是和那个Davin在一起了,这么没安全感听着真的很懦弱
[01:14.033]为什么我这么普通?
[01:16.701]我知道这不是我的错
[01:19.564]感觉自己像个傻子
[01:22.383]因为Rick才是聪明的那个
[01:25.349]有人在背后低语loser
[01:27.986]我扮演受害者
[01:30.855]你叫我废柴,可我不是
[01:33.928]——因为
[01:34.899]我喜欢
[01:36.005]逼她做选择——砸了自己的脚
[01:37.422]向平庸低头
[01:38.948]绝望地恳求着,打开门,用这出租房的钥匙
[01:40.977]精神构造体是没用的虫子
[01:42.416]离婚不可避免
[01:43.834]马上只剩孤单一人
[01:45.178]孩子从来不打电话,我查看手机
[01:46.850]噢
[01:47.607]一直以来,我以为自己的感情生活还算顺利
[01:50.085]但我曾把她锁在车外,只因怕了一个流浪汉
[01:52.922]指责瑞克,还想在过山车谋杀他
[01:55.585]如今我再也不会知道自己能否
[01:57.122]成长起来,做个男人
[01:58.826]为什么我这么普通呢?
[02:01.590]我知道这不是我的错
[02:04.236]感觉自己像个傻子
[02:06.985]因为Rick才是聪明的那个
[02:09.949]他们在背后低语loser
[02:12.714]我扮演成受害者
[02:15.505]你叫我废柴,但我不是
[02:18.581]——因为
[02:20.318]因为1995年打电话来……想把他们的侮辱要回去