歌曲：《Tune Into The Madness》
歌手：The Stupendium / Dan Bull
专辑：Tune Into The Madness
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《Tune Into The Madness》歌词：
[00:00.000] 作词 : Dan Bull/Gregory James Holgate
[00:00.098] 作曲 : Dan Bull/Gregory James Holgate
[00:00.196](!WARNING FOR THE VIDEO!)
[00:00.666](a horrorable song by tne Stupendium & Dan Bull)
[00:01.293]Good evening
[00:02.260]Do you know any good monsters?
[00:03.513]Did you ever swerve your car in today's top speed of 35 miles an hour into an automobile?
[00:07.615]Do you ever do the dishes for your wife? I should say "Not"
[00:11.220]Mrs Carter donesn't really mind
[00:12.813]Washing her teflon-coated pans
[00:14.250]New
[00:15.138]Vital
[00:15.765]And fashionable!
[00:16.548]Fond of children?
[00:17.254]"Well its only natural"
[00:18.377]Yes.You can't get away from it
[00:20.127]There are branches everywhere
[00:21.068]And it's safe?
[00:22.243]Yes.Sir!
[00:23.027]Dan Bull:
[00:23.184]Deep down down
[00:23.680]Between the trees
[00:24.751]Nestled in the leaves
[00:25.822]Gleams a TV screen
[00:27.050]Near a small lad
[00:28.460]Sitting in the tall grass
[00:29.793]the Stupendium:
[00:29.923]It's an odd transmission
[00:30.864]To be broadcast
[00:31.935]Dan Bull:
[00:32.039]Listen as we talk dark thoughts
[00:33.215]And soar past the watershed line
[00:35.043]Before your bedtime
[00:36.349]You'll panic like a rabbit
[00:37.342]That is caught in headlights
[00:38.544]the Stupendium:
[00:38.753]Reckon we're manic?
[00:39.562]Dan Bull:
[00:39.824]Of course
[00:40.398]You're DEAD RIGHT
[00:41.208]You better exercise
[00:41.913]More caution next time
[00:43.324]Or you'll end up
[00:43.820]In tomorrow morning's headlines
[00:45.571]Obituary nothing more than
[00:46.459]the Stupendium:
[00:46.668]"Born and then Died"
[00:47.660]Dan Bull:
[00:47.869]And not a single family member
[00:49.045]Or a friend cried
[00:50.220]ALL:
[00:50.534]Tune into the madness
[00:52.754]Tune into the madness once more
[00:55.027]Tune into the madness
[00:57.378]Tune into the madness,ENCORE!
[00:59.389]TV:
[00:59.572]This remarkable offer
[01:00.513]The first and only one of its kind
[01:01.975]Delicious
[01:02.707]Nutritious
[01:03.412]Breakfast cereals
[01:04.457]SHOT FROM GUNS!
[01:05.424]YES.SIR!
[01:06.468]You could buy eight additional teaspoons!
[01:07.879]the Stupendium:
[01:08.114]Oh look who's come for tea!
[01:10.831]Are you sitting comfortably?
[01:12.895]Dan Bull:
[01:13.182]All of the children
[01:14.279]Better sit still then
[01:15.507]'Cause when little kiddies fidget
[01:16.865]THEN I KILL THEM!
[01:17.780]the Stupendium:
[01:17.884]Class is now in session
[01:18.981]Time you learned your lesson
[01:20.157]Stare into the glare
[01:20.993]Until your mind is effervescent
[01:22.273]Bubbling the troubling
[01:23.422]You'll find it less depressing
[01:24.597]Open up your eyes
[01:25.642]You'll be surprised what you might let in
[01:26.792]Dan Bull:
[01:26.922]The violent and the tragic
[01:28.020]Hiding in the static
[01:29.273]the Stupendium:
[01:29.430]This silent,enigmatic child
[01:30.580]Had better pack it in!
[01:31.886]Dan Bull:
[01:32.068]And leave the schedule to the grown-ups
[01:33.949]the Stupendium:
[01:34.132]Revel in the pestilence
[01:34.968]Auntie beeb throws up
[01:36.117]TV:
[01:36.300]As a result of long continuing research
[01:38.286]In commercial explosives
[01:39.827]Pepsodent's new,improved formula
[01:41.734]Cleans teeth whiter than ever
[01:43.536]"It certainly does"
[01:45.077]ALL:
[01:45.417]Tune into the madness
[01:46.984]Pictures hand-picked to be sickening.Queasy
[01:50.197]Tune into the madness
[01:51.739]Transfixed and bewitched by the flickering TV
[01:54.377]Dan Bull:
[01:54.638]Hold up
[01:55.344]Don't touch that dial
[01:56.806]Look at our isle of muck and bile
[01:59.131]With a saviour clad in a paper bag
[02:01.143]That must be one ugly child
[02:03.677]the Stupendium:
[02:03.860]Gaze into the space
[02:04.748]Between the pixels on the screen
[02:05.819]There you'll see a place
[02:06.942]Between the signal and the screams
[02:08.170]Dan Bull:
[02:08.300]Feel the oscillation
[02:09.293]Of the crystal in your dreams
[02:10.312]All:
[02:10.547]Just switch off your brain
[02:11.487]And let it sizzle in the beams
[02:12.611]the Stupendium:
[02:12.846]These scenes some viewers
[02:13.812]May find disturbing
[02:15.014]Dan Bull:
[02:15.223]Violent and unnerving
[02:16.059]the Stupendium:
[02:16.372]Frighteningly alluring
[02:17.417]Dan Bull:
[02:17.600]Slightly stomach-churning
[02:18.540]the Stupendium:
[02:18.723]Why would you be turning over?!
[02:20.630]Oh.So many programmes!
[02:21.571]For discerning viewers
[02:22.694]Who are just like you
[02:23.634]Dan Bull:
[02:24.366]Eyes locked to the box
[02:24.601]For the schlock like glue
[02:26.246]Shambling in their droves
[02:27.344]Scrambling their lobes
[02:28.415]the Stupendium:
[02:28.545]Get mangled in the strobe
[02:29.590]Till you're cross-eyed too
[02:31.001]TV:
[02:31.262]Here's a message to millions of people
[02:33.561]Who are continually pale and washed-out
[02:35.807]Weak and run-down
[02:37.061]"All I do is bring you pounds and pounds of baby food"
[02:40.405]Good,lean butcher's steak
[02:41.946]Very satisfying cake
[02:42.677]Impress this fact upon mother
[02:43.905]Boys and girls have overactive oil glands
[02:46.570]"Don't say it like that
[02:48.189]You'll make her sound ungainly"
[02:49.809]ALL:
[02:49.966]Tune into the madness
[02:52.055]Tubes swimming with miasmic blackness
[02:54.433]Tune into the madness
[02:56.340]Sit glued to your viewing apparatus
[02:58.847]Dan Bull:
[02:59.030]IZZY！
[02:59.500]the Stupendium:
[02:59.631]WIZZY!
[03:00.153]All:
[03:00.284]Let's get BUSY!!
[03:01.277]Dan Bull:
[03:01.460]Such a pity diddy kiddies threw a tizzy
[03:03.471]the Stupendium:
[03:03.602]Don't be silly
[03:04.437]What's the trouble,little Timmy?
[03:05.770]Itty bitty nippers
[03:06.736]Should be giddy for the TV!
[03:08.068]Dan Bull:
[03:08.251]Strange lights are disguised
[03:09.610]In the bright glare
[03:10.550]Daytime television's
[03:11.700]Hellish in the right mindset
[03:12.718]Too much time staring
[03:14.129]Will make your eyes square
[03:14.991]the Stupendium:
[03:15.487]Any more,you'll end up like that child there
[03:17.185]Dan Bull:
[03:17.368]Can't toggle off the gogglebox
[03:18.256]the Stupendium:
[03:18.413]So pop another bottle top
[03:19.536]Dan Bull:
[03:19.693]Top up your cup and sup the propaganda
[03:21.130]the Stupendium:
[03:21.286]Prost!
[03:21.757]Mazel Tov!
[03:22.096]Dan Bull:
[03:22.227]They say it's challenging to break a daily habit
[03:23.873]Pacified into paralysis
[03:25.126]A state of telly addicts
[03:26.406]the Stupendium:
[03:26.537]Maybe one day the cathode rays'll be chromatic
[03:28.731]Bringing colour to the pallor
[03:29.698]Of the faces in the static
[03:30.978]Dan Bull:
[03:31.161]Taking off the mask
[03:32.049]My behaviour is erraic
[03:33.224]the Stupendium:
[03:33.407]Claiming to be sane
[03:34.322]But I'm just asymptomatic
[03:35.523]Wait,did you hear that?
[03:36.646]Dan Bull:
[03:36.829]Someone's pacing in the attic
[03:37.900]All:
[03:38.031]What in the blazes could be making such a racket?
[03:40.225]Dan Bull:
[03:40.486]OOOH,I say
[03:41.322]You gave me a fright there
[03:42.785]I think I'm having another little nightmare
[03:45.006]ALL:
[03:45.241]Tune into the madness
[03:47.122]Urchins channel surfing and subservient to the sadness
[03:49.551]Zoom in with the cameras
[03:51.850]Squirming as the sermon's stirred into your hippocampus
[03:54.148]TV:
[03:54.331]CREAM
[03:54.802]Not a soap
[03:55.716]Not a liquid
[03:56.526]But a dainty cream
[03:57.858]It covers everything easily and beautifully
[04:00.287]And what an eyeful ther're going to get
[04:03.004]Dan Bull:
[04:03.265]FEAST YOUR EYES
[04:04.284]Till you're anaesthetised
[04:05.329]the Stupendium:
[04:05.538]Lead a peaceful life
[04:06.452]For the cheapest price
[04:07.654]No need to seek advice
[04:08.829]Dan Bull:
[04:09.012]Or plea to Jesus Christ
[04:09.953]In the deep of night
[04:11.128]YOU'LL REALLY SEE THE LIGHT
[04:12.225]No one observes just how ominous
[04:13.557]The world is when monotonous
[04:14.655]the Stupendium:
[04:14.785]Channelling the brightest minds
[04:15.804]Until they turn witless and punderous
[04:16.927]Dan Bull:
[04:17.110]Their aleryness is interred
[04:18.077]In this infernalest sarcophagus
[04:19.226]the Stupendium:
[04:19.409]The absurd and the preposterous
[04:20.428]Burned in by the phosphorus
[04:21.577]Uncertain what lurks
[04:22.674]Under the surface of your consciousness?
[04:23.902]Observe it and you'll learn
[04:24.868]That it's PERTURBING
[04:25.495]SICK and MONSTROUS
[04:26.305]Keep surfing through diversions
[04:27.350]UMA Thurman's new detergint
[04:28.630]Normal service will return
[04:29.492]After a word from our sponsors
[04:30.746]TV:
[04:30.981]Ladies.What's your problem?
[04:32.914]"Gracious!I've nothing for the Johnsons yet!"
[04:35.082]Keep clam folks
[04:36.284]Buy the gifts that will look more expensive than they are!
[04:39.053]200 different formulations of dynamite
[04:41.691]So powerful that it'll kill a rat
[04:44.121]Press this secret button right here
[04:45.740]And an authentic western pistol pops out and fires!
[04:48.744]ALL:
[04:48.953]Tune into the madness(yEs!)
[04:51.278]A bountiful lineup of schooling and comedy(WoOO!)
[04:53.995]Huge wins at the baftas
[04:56.033]Bound to be prizes when you're every nominee
[04:58.540]tunE inTo THe mAdnesS(GaA!)
[05:00.787]TuNE IntO tHe MadneSs onCe mORe
[05:03.242]tUnE iNto ThE mADNEsS(eAAa!)
[05:05.620]TUNE INTO THE MADNESS,ENCORE!
[05:07.579]TV:
[05:07.762]No guest is ever really happy
[05:09.799]Without the right kind of tea
[05:12.385]Well don't keep staring at it(HaHaHa..)
[05:14.109]Taste it!
[05:14.736]Getting high on life could be habit forming
[05:16.878]You just can't grow up fast enough can you?
[05:19.543]
[05:20.797](ThE eND)
[by:欧阳天领]
[00:00.196]（光敏性癫痫与胆小者慎入视频！）
[00:00.666]作者：the Stupendium & Dan Bull）
[00:01.293]诸位夜安
[00:02.260]在座有了解过良物吗？
[00:03.513]各位可曾在最高时速35英里时出轨撞向别车？
[00:07.615]您有帮妻子洗过碗吗？大概没有吧
[00:11.220]卡特夫人才不介意
[00:12.813]清洗她的不粘锅
[00:14.250]它全新
[00:15.138]可信赖
[00:15.765]还很时髦！
[00:16.548]您很喜欢小孩？
[00:17.254]“喔，天生如此”
[00:18.377]是的.您无法抗拒本能
[00:20.127]这里满地都是树杈
[00:21.068]真的安全吗？
[00:22.243]当然啦，先生！
[00:23.027]
[00:23.184]幽邃之下
[00:23.680]寒树之间
[00:24.751]安于落叶
[00:25.822]荧屏闪烁
[00:27.050]少年在旁
[00:28.460]匿身高草
[00:29.793]
[00:29.923]奇异广播
[00:30.864]为您呈现
[00:31.935]
[00:32.039]聆听我们畅谈的黑暗幻想
[00:33.215]并飞身翱翔穿越分水岭线
[00:35.043]作为睡前的活动
[00:36.349]你会慌张得像只怀表兔
[00:37.342]接着被前车灯逮个正着
[00:38.544]
[00:38.753]咬定我们过于狂妄？
[00:39.562]
[00:39.824]那肯定
[00:40.398]您真是该死--地正确
[00:41.208]你最好多练练
[00:41.913]还要更加谨慎
[00:43.324]又或者你会把你的
[00:43.820]死状刊入明日头条
[00:45.571]讣告无非就是些
[00:46.459]
[00:46.668]“他出生后去世了”
[00:47.660]
[00:47.869]并不会有一位家人
[00:49.045]或是挚友为你落泪
[00:50.220]
[00:50.534]调入“癫狂之音”
[00:52.754]再调整到疯癫的频道一次
[00:55.027]“调入癫狂”之音
[00:57.378]再奏起狂妄的旋律，回场！
[00:59.389]
[00:59.572]这批独树一帜的好货
[01:00.513]既是第一也会是唯一
[01:01.975]丝滑香甜
[01:02.707]高营养的
[01:03.412]早间麦片
[01:04.457]火箭炮制！
[01:05.424]是的先生！
[01:06.468]还附赠八根茶匙！
[01:07.879]
[01:08.114]喔瞧瞧，这是谁来参加茶会了！
[01:10.831]三月兔的座位，坐着还舒服吗？
[01:12.895]
[01:13.182]所有的孩子
[01:14.279]要乖乖坐好
[01:15.507]因为小屁孩们一旦乱吵
[01:16.865]就把他们干掉！
[01:17.780]
[01:17.884]现在准备开始上课
[01:18.981]该给你们点教训了
[01:20.157]直勾勾地瞪着刺光
[01:20.993]直到心智被它煮沸
[01:22.273]趟入这摊浑水冒泡一下
[01:23.422]就会发现也没那么萧条
[01:24.597]睁开你的双眼
[01:25.642]为所见而惊叹
[01:26.792]
[01:26.922]暴力与悲剧交织
[01:28.020]编纂成静电光幕
[01:29.273]
[01:29.430]这沉默的迷之少年
[01:30.580]最好赶紧收工跑路！
[01:31.886]
[01:32.068]接着把日程表还给大人们
[01:33.949]
[01:34.132]在瘟疫中尽情欢溺
[01:34.968]抛开婆娘们的唠叨
[01:36.117]
[01:36.300]一系列的研究表明
[01:38.286]在业界的爆炸性发展中
[01:39.827]白速得牙膏的新款升级配方
[01:41.734]能有效祛除牙齿上暗沉的垢膜并防止蛀牙
[01:43.536]“嗯，确实如此”
[01:45.077]
[01:45.417]调入“癫狂之音”
[01:46.984]精心挑选的图片定让您反胃作呕
[01:50.197]“调入癫狂”之音
[01:51.739]在闪烁的电视前如同入魔般杵着
[01:54.377]
[01:54.638]先等等
[01:55.344]别碰那块调谐度盘
[01:56.806]来看看我们的胆汁与污秽之岛
[01:59.131]身披救世之袍的纸袋小子
[02:01.143]恐怕比卡西莫多还鄙猥吧
[02:03.677]
[02:03.860]向虚空凝望
[02:04.748]屏幕间的像素在闪耀
[02:05.819]你会在其中寻得
[02:06.942]信号与尖鸣的平衡之处
[02:08.170]
[02:08.300]感受摇摆的振幅
[02:09.293]源自梦中的水晶
[02:10.312]
[02:10.547]只需让你的大脑宕机
[02:11.487]随它在放送途中颤抖
[02:12.611]
[02:12.846]有些观众在这幕
[02:13.812]也许会感到不安
[02:15.014]
[02:15.223]暴力而紧张的情节
[02:16.059]
[02:16.372]恐怖吸引你的眼球
[02:17.417]
[02:17.600]悄悄让你胃液倒流
[02:18.540]
[02:18.723]为什么你要换台啊？！
[02:20.630]喔，有这么多节目呢！
[02:21.571]专为有品味的观众定制
[02:22.694]就如同您一样好眼光
[02:23.634]
[02:24.366]把目光聚集在机箱上
[02:24.601]淘购便宜的胶水等货
[02:26.246]抓住受众呆滞的心理
[02:27.344]扰乱他们思考的脑叶
[02:28.415]
[02:28.545]双眼在聚光中受损
[02:29.590]直到你也患上内斜视
[02:31.001]
[02:31.262]这有条面向百万大众的福音
[02:33.561]专为常年疲惫得脸色煞白
[02:35.807]体弱欠恙的人士准备
[02:37.061]“我的责任就只是为你挣英镑和买几磅婴儿辅食”
[02:40.405]瞧瞧这些上好的瘦牛排
[02:41.946]还有这浓郁可口的蛋糕
[02:42.677]但要向母亲们提及一点：
[02:43.905]准男子汉和小姑娘们都有着过于油腻的尾脂腺
[02:46.570]“不许你这么说
[02:48.189]你让她听上去一点也不优雅”
[02:49.809]
[02:49.966]调入“癫狂之音”
[02:52.055]频道在巫毒的黑暗中游荡
[02:54.433]“调入癫狂”之音
[02:56.340]紧挨着你运作中的放映机
[02:58.847]
[02:59.030]咿咂！
[02:59.500]
[02:59.631]呜咂！
[03:00.153]
[03:00.284]忙起来吧！
[03:01.277]
[03:01.460]对着爸爸大喊大叫的孩子真是悲哀
[03:03.471]
[03:03.602]别犯傻了
[03:04.437]到底怎么了，小提米？
[03:05.770]小小的四眼仔们
[03:06.736]活该看电视看到发晕！
[03:08.068]
[03:08.251]诡异之芒被深藏在
[03:09.610]电视刺亮的闪光里
[03:10.550]节目在早晨间放送
[03:11.700]却往观众心里施害
[03:12.718]长时间的注视会让
[03:14.129]你感到双眼在发方
[03:14.991]
[03:15.487]再看下去，你就会落得和那个小孩同样的下场
[03:17.185]
[03:17.368]关不上这个电视机
[03:18.256]
[03:18.413]那就再来开上一瓶
[03:19.536]
[03:19.693]举起酒杯品品广告
[03:21.130]
[03:21.286]恭祝安康！
[03:21.757]好运昌隆！
[03:22.096]
[03:22.227]俗话说“江山易改禀性难移”
[03:23.873]最后被生活磨平了棱角
[03:25.126]沉迷电视而醉生梦死着
[03:26.406]
[03:26.537]也许有一天阴极射线会变得多彩
[03:28.731]渲染着这一片灰白
[03:29.698]让演员也拥有颜色
[03:30.978]
[03:31.161]摘下我的面具
[03:32.049]行为变得失真
[03:33.224]
[03:33.407]自称十分清醒
[03:34.322]不过反复无常
[03:35.523]等会，你听见了吗？
[03:36.646]
[03:36.829]有人在阁楼里渡步
[03:37.900]
[03:38.031]炼狱之中有啥能弄出这么大的声响？
[03:40.225]
[03:40.486]喔，我得说
[03:41.322]你当真把我吓着了
[03:42.785]我觉得这是小小梦魇的再次来袭
[03:45.006]
[03:45.241]“调”入癫狂之地
[03:47.122]浏览这些频道的顽童们被悲剧所俘虏
[03:49.551]镜头逐渐拉近
[03:51.850]萦绕着你海马体的辞藻让你蠕动抽搐
[03:54.148]
[03:54.331]乳脂
[03:54.802]既不是油脂
[03:55.716]也不是液体
[03:56.526]而是可口的奶油
[03:57.858]它如汤沃雪般地覆盖在食物表层
[04:00.287]营造出多么赏心悦目的奇妙搭配
[04:03.004]
[04:03.265]让你大开眼界
[04:04.284]直到沉醉其中
[04:05.329]
[04:05.538]引领最平和的生活
[04:06.452]提供最低廉的价格
[04:07.654]无需寻求专家建议
[04:08.829]
[04:09.012]也不用向耶稣祷告
[04:09.953]在纯黑至暗的夜里
[04:11.128]才能看见希冀之光
[04:12.225]无人知晓有多么不详
[04:13.557]如果这世界平平无奇
[04:14.655]
[04:14.785]能将最开明的头脑扭转
[04:15.804]直到他们变得愚昧乏味
[04:16.927]
[04:17.110]他们机敏不再
[04:18.077]葬于冥界石棺
[04:19.226]
[04:19.409]荒谬可笑之人
[04:20.428]焚身白磷之中
[04:21.577]仍未明了何物
[04:22.674]于意识中匿藏？
[04:23.902]一留意就会知道
[04:24.868]它令人烦躁不堪
[04:25.495]变得病态般穷恶
[04:26.305]在消遣中继续翻找
[04:27.350]乌玛瑟曼代言的新款清洁剂
[04:28.630]我们是能回归日常节目
[04:29.492]不过需要赞助商的准许
[04:30.746]
[04:30.981]女士们，在为何事苦恼呢？
[04:32.914]“天哪！我没有东西能送给约翰森家！”
[04:35.082]冷静点，伙计们！
[04:36.284]购买那些金玉其外的礼物就好！
[04:39.053]由200种不同配方混制的炸药
[04:41.691]药效强劲得能杀死老鼠！
[04:44.121]按下这里的隐藏按钮
[04:45.740]一把正宗的西部左轮就会弹起出膛！
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[04:48.953]收看疯狂讯号（耶！）
[04:51.278]教育性喜剧的扎实班底
[04:53.995]豪夺影视魁首
[04:56.033]只要你被提名就能做到
[04:58.540]调频至“癫狂之音”（嘎！）
[05:00.787]令往复的电台陷入疯狂
[05:03.242]“调入癫狂”的音律
[05:05.620]让荒诞的音调迈入轮回，返场！
[05:07.579]
[05:07.762]没有宾客会被这样糊弄
[05:09.799]你都没端上高等的茶水
[05:12.385]好吧不要就这么盯着它...
[05:14.109]小啜一口！
[05:14.736]习惯奢侈的生活再容易不过了
[05:16.878]你也只是长得不够快而已,不是吗？
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