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[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:00.396]Welcome to the Internet! Have a look around [00:04.096]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found [00:07.456]We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse [00:11.663]If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first [00:15.305]Welcome to the Internet! Come and take a seat [00:19.230]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? [00:22.874]There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha [00:27.637]Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest [00:31.003]Welcome to thе Internet! What would you prefеr? [00:34.651]Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? [00:38.575]Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage! [00:42.778]We've got a million different ways to engage [00:46.893]Welcome to the Internet! Put your cares aside [00:49.973]Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died [00:53.334]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports [00:57.257]And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Hazbin Hotel ****ing each other [01:00.902]Welcome to the Internet! Hold on to your socks [01:03.986]Because a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock [01:07.351]They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more [01:10.719]Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore [01:13.521]See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink [01:16.504]Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think [01:19.027]Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer [01:22.109]Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom or find a tumor in your— [01:25.473]Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom [01:27.998]Here's why women never **** you, here's how you can build a bomb [01:31.080]Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz [01:33.885]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids [01:37.527]Could I interest you in everything all of the time? [01:41.169]A little bit of everything all of the time [01:43.969]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime [01:46.772]Anything and everything all of the time [01:49.853]Could I interest you in everything all of the time? [01:52.657]A little bit of everything all of the time [01:55.740]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime [01:58.544]Anything and everything all of the time [02:01.906]You know, it wasn't always like this [02:16.478]Not very long ago, just before your time [02:25.449]Right before the towers fell, circa '99 [02:32.736]This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two [02:41.325]We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you! [02:50.745]You, insatiable you [02:55.785]Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two [03:03.641]And it did all the things we designed it to do [03:11.489]Now, look at you! Oh, look at you! [03:17.370]You, you! Unstoppable, watchable [03:26.905]Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew [03:33.354]And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do? [03:41.762]It was always the plan to put the world in your hand [03:50.733](*Laughing hysterically*) [03:59.700]Could I interest you in everything all of the time? [04:06.428]A bit of everything all of the time [04:11.476]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime [04:16.242]Anything and everything all of the time [04:20.446]Could I interest you in everything all of the time? [04:23.250]A little bit of everything all of the time [04:26.504]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime [04:28.746]Anything and everything and anything and everything [04:31.492]And anything and everything and [04:33.172]All of the time [by:black_blank] [00:00.396]欢迎来到互联网！四处看看吧！ [00:04.096]你能想象到的任何东西都能在这儿找到 [00:07.456]我们海纳百川——有些好，有些糟糕 [00:11.663]你绝对能找到你感兴趣的 [00:15.305]欢迎来到互联网！来坐下吧 [00:19.230]你想看看新闻，还是女明星的脚？ [00:22.874]别害怕，这不是在考验你，哈哈 [00:27.637]只用点头或摇头就好，剩下的交给我们 [00:31.003]欢迎来到互联网！你更喜欢什么？ [00:34.651]你是想为民主而斗争，还是在推特上搞搞种族歧视? [00:38.575]高兴一点嘛！别那么清高！怒不可遏起来! [00:42.778]我们有无数的法子让你参与其中 [00:46.893]欢迎来到互联网！丢掉你的烦恼！ [00:49.973]这里有过滤意面的小窍门，有九岁小孩的死亡 [00:53.334]我们有电影，有医生，有幻想运动 [00:57.257]还有一堆激情四射的地狱客栈的同人图 [01:00.902]欢迎来到互联网!扶好坐稳了 [01:03.986]因为路人甲会善良的给你发他小鸟的照片 [01:07.351]他们恶心无比，模糊不清，他又发了更多 [01:10.719]别那么惊讶——你知道你喜欢，你个表子 [01:13.521]看到有人掉了脑袋，接受不了，去看心理医生 [01:16.504]给我们看你孩子的照片，让我们窥探你的大脑 [01:19.027]造谣生事，买把扫除，或者给一个育儿潮的人发送死亡威胁 [01:22.109]或者私信一个女孩培养培养感情，或开场视频会议，或发现一颗肿瘤在······ [01:25.473]教你选择健康的早餐，你应该杀了你妈妈 [01:27.998]揭秘为什么没有女人愿意亲近你，教你怎样去制造炸弹 [01:31.080]你是哪个《超凡战队》的成员，来场古怪的测试！ [01:33.885]奥巴马让移民给你的小孩打疫苗 [01:37.527]我能一直调动你对万物的兴趣吗？ [01:41.169]万事万物，每时每刻的一点点兴趣 [01:43.969]冷漠是灾难，无聊就是原罪 [01:46.772]时时刻刻对所有东西兴奋着吧 [01:49.853]我能一直调动你对万物的新鲜感吗？ [01:52.657]万事万物，每时每刻的一点点新鲜感 [01:55.740]冷漠是灾难，无聊就是原罪 [01:58.544]时时刻刻对所有东西兴奋着吧 [02:01.906]你知道的，一切原本不是这样的 [02:16.478]不久之前，就在你出现之前 [02:25.449]在99年前后，在双子塔倒塌之前 [02:32.736]那时候有目录，旅行博客，一两个聊天室 [02:41.325]我们定下目标，共度春宵，等待着你 [02:50.745]你啊，贪得无厌的你 [02:55.785]妈咪让你玩玩她的平板，你还不到两岁 [03:03.641]它完成了它所有的任务 [03:11.489]现在，看看你自己！好好看看 [03:17.370]你啊，你，无法阻挡，值得一看 [03:26.905]你的时代到来了，你 赤 裸 外漏，甜心，你成长的那么快 [03:33.354]如果我们团结一致，天知道我们能干出什么事情来 [03:41.762]早就计划好要把世界交到你的手里 [03:50.733]（歇斯底里的笑） [03:59.700]我能一直调动你对万物的兴趣吗？ [04:06.428]万事万物，每时每刻的一点点兴趣 [04:11.476]冷漠是灾难，无聊就是原罪 [04:16.242]时时刻刻对所有东西兴奋着吧 [04:20.446]我能一直调动你对万物的新鲜感吗？ [04:23.250]万事万物，每时每刻的一点点新鲜感 [04:26.504]冷漠是灾难，无聊就是原罪 [04:28.746]所有人，所有事，所有恶心的令人作呕的 [04:31.492]让人痛苦不已涕泪横流肝胆欲裂的 [04:33.172]你一直为之兴奋的事